Archive for ‘drinking’

October 25, 2019

Do not consume if safety seal is broken (except by your buddies)

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Dollar General knows what's up

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October 17, 2019

No wonder you drink so much, Dunc….

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…you’re just tryin’ to catch up!

October 17, 2019

Where to be a cheap date

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Mapping the Price of Beer Around the World

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That was 2018. Alcoholism has gotten even more expensive since then.

October 16, 2019

When your car has a nut allergy….

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A car with the bonnet lifted to reveal the stash of walnuts and grass

…treat it for squirrels.

October 16, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #39

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“Duncan, you’re gonna drive me to drink. No, really, get your keys.”

— Me

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October 12, 2019

The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies

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The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies

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For fuck’s sake, aren’t we done with the facial merkins yet?

September 21, 2019

Beer cozies for a hollow leg…or two

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Welcome to Germany

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September 6, 2019

They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to….

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They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to...

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August 12, 2019

Idiots dis waiter at company function, boss sticks ’em with entire check

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You gotta love a story like this one. 

August 9, 2019

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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