Archive for ‘drinking’

September 21, 2018

Make it a double

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Two men are sitting next to one another in a Boston pub. After a while, the first one looks at the second and says, “I can’t but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The second guy responds proudly, “Yes, I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?”

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September 20, 2018

I’ll give it the old college try

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Found today at my local golf course. Tall order, but dammit if we won't try

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September 15, 2018

Maybe I should put some alcohol on that

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September 6, 2018

Starbucks to Italy: “Can we interest you in our crappy coffee?”

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Italy to Starbucks: “Your momma!”

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September 4, 2018

When you bring a 16-year-old date to the barbecue and everyone approves

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Relieved to see this when I heard my 25 year old brother was bringing a 16 year old to the barbecue

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September 2, 2018

Happy Labor Day, ya’ll

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Sam Elliot has properties in Portland and rural Oregon where he says he intends to retire so this may become more than a meme for us someday.

September 1, 2018

Last call

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A racist walks into a bar and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

Confused, the racist leaves but he comes back again the following night. He announces, “I’m buying everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers once more and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles even wider, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

The racist is angry now and snaps at the bartender, “How come that black guy is so happy, I didn’t buy him anything.”

“Yes, you did,” says the bartender. “That’s the owner.”

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August 27, 2018

Caption this

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August 9, 2018

3.5 miles ahead, to be exact

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There's hope ahead!

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August 3, 2018

Duncan, if there’s a T-shirt of this….

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I quit drinking for good!

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…one for you and one for me.