Archive for ‘drinking’

August 12, 2019

Idiots dis waiter at company function, boss sticks ’em with entire check

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You gotta love a story like this one. 

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August 9, 2019

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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July 29, 2019

Social math

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Or in my case, decide to hike Triple Falls, see the double chins bouncing down the trail, and decide to stay single.

July 10, 2019

Annoying interviewer is the female version of Piers Morgan

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Is this an interview or a stoning? Every time I hear that forceful, self-important inhale of hers, I know she’s gearing up to take another whack.  This is one of the most sloped-foreheaded, uninformed, unempathetic women I’ve ever witnessed. Besides evangelists, I mean.

Come to think of it, she’s probably one of the traumatized children he’s talking about it. She sounds triggered. Hmm.

Gabor Maté is a sage. His approach to addiction and mental health removes the sting and stigma while simultaneously empowering the sufferer–let’s see religion or Prozac do that. I’ll wager my house she’s intimately acquainted with both.

July 5, 2019

The true national anthem of America four days into July (and pretty much any other excuse)(burp!)

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June 25, 2019

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June 13, 2019

And LIFT, two, three, four….

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June 12, 2019

The Guinness Book of World Records was started to settle pub arguments

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The idea of Guinness Book of Records came to Sir Hugh Beaver in the 1950’s when he had an argument in a pub about the fastest game bird in Europe. Since he couldn’t find an answer in any of the books, he decided to compile a book of facts and figures to help settle pub arguments just like the one he had.

June 10, 2019

While you’re up, make me a mojito

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June 5, 2019

The sign says “Russian Cuisine”

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