Archive for ‘drinking’

October 17, 2019

Where to be a cheap date

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Mapping the Price of Beer Around the World

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That was 2018. Alcoholism has gotten even more expensive since then.

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October 16, 2019

When your car has a nut allergy….

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A car with the bonnet lifted to reveal the stash of walnuts and grass

…treat it for squirrels.

October 16, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #39

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“Duncan, you’re gonna drive me to drink. No, really, get your keys.”

— Me

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October 12, 2019

The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies

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The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies

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For fuck’s sake, aren’t we done with the facial merkins yet?

September 21, 2019

Beer cozies for a hollow leg…or two

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Welcome to Germany

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September 6, 2019

They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to….

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They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to...

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August 12, 2019

Idiots dis waiter at company function, boss sticks ’em with entire check

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You gotta love a story like this one. 

August 9, 2019

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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July 29, 2019

Social math

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Or in my case, decide to hike Triple Falls, see the double chins bouncing down the trail, and decide to stay single.

July 10, 2019

Annoying interviewer is the female version of Piers Morgan

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Is this an interview or a stoning? Every time I hear that forceful, self-important inhale of hers, I know she’s gearing up to take another whack.  This is one of the most sloped-foreheaded, uninformed, unempathetic women I’ve ever witnessed. Besides evangelists, I mean.

Come to think of it, she’s probably one of the traumatized children he’s talking about it. She sounds triggered. Hmm.

Gabor Maté is a sage. His approach to addiction and mental health removes the sting and stigma while simultaneously empowering the sufferer–let’s see religion or Prozac do that. I’ll wager my house she’s intimately acquainted with both.