Archive for ‘driving’

August 8, 2020

Norwegian choo-choo

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Need something to stare at in lockdown other than your unwashed windows and the top shelf of the fridge?

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August 1, 2020

When you wax your car with lemon Pledge

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It’s a Lykan Hypersport. You’re welcome.

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July 26, 2020

Proof fishermen can’t judge length for shit

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July 22, 2020

Daily Comedy: From the mouths of babes

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Eggplant: Planting, Growing, and Harvesting Eggplants ...

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A garbage truck hits a bump on the highway and a giant dildo flies out of the back of it and hits the windshield of the car travelling behind.

The embarrassed car driver tells her little boy next to her, “Wow, that was a big bug that just hit our window, wasn’t it?”

The boy replies, “No wonder he couldn’t fly with a cock that big.”

July 17, 2020

I would’ve paid good money to watch this unfold

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July 14, 2020

I’m dying to hear this story

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July 10, 2020

Caption this

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July 9, 2020

Extra junk in da trunk means da gate can’t be straight

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July 9, 2020

I don’t miss rush hour

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July 2, 2020

100,000 likes or prison?

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Golden opportunity. About to do it, wish me luck

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