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September 11, 2019
Don’t mind if I do
September 3, 2019
Some people take Xanax, I watch cleaning shows
After the initial anxiety of wondering what sort of human amoeba treats their property like that, I ease into imagining the smell of all those wonderful chemicals detoxing an idiot’s Petri dish of a life.
August 14, 2019
Dangerous Roads
can’t believe some folk stopped on these buses during some of these tricky passages – I’d ‘ave hopped off and jumped back on after the driver had successfully passed the tricky/dangerous spot
June 24, 2019
What in the name of Satan’s oozing crotch…?
Yes, that is a rose gold plated Ferrari SUV and, yes, that is an Uber sticker you see in the back window. I was running errands in Portland, Oregon, and it just happened.
I’m going to start drinking now.
PS: If anyone can tell me the exact model of this monstrosity, I’d like to laugh at it accurately.
June 19, 2019
Why can’t ALL parking lines continue up the wall for our enhanced parking experience?
In open air parking lots, they could plant small trees at exactly these points and provide shade, oxygen, and parking guides all in one fell swoop.
