A black heart with blue language and orange hair pollutes a major river in the name of green. Environmental groups are seeing red–also, they’re suing his ass.
*The cartoon above is actually a 19th century commentary on the polluted river Thames but it seems wildly apropos, suddenly.
Brits have the cheek to be appalled by the crispy Serengeti-look global warming is wreaking upon their famous lawns. In Portland, Oregon, we just call that summer.
Tip: Ignore it, pour yourself something cool, and savor not dragging out the lawn mower until October. Beige goes with everything.
Seriously, folks, don’t do it. A sneaker wave can end all your plans in seconds; a storm surge is a sneaker wave on steroids from hell. I’ve seen some shit.
