Archive for ‘environment’

June 17, 2018

Bet you didn’t know

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June 16, 2018

Volcanoes light their own farts

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Hey, some wanker was going to say it in the comments section, anyway.

May 26, 2018

“Our steamed Puget Sound mussels come with a side of rehab…”

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Yup, Seattle shellfish are testing positive for oxycodone now. They say it’s only showing up in urban waterways, not any commercial shellfish beds, but I don’t trust it. It’s bad enough you want me to suck down those slimy little sea-tongues, don’t ruin my chances in the Olympics, too.

May 25, 2018

World’s smallest city park in Portland, Oregon, just got more official

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Mill Ends Park in 2013.

Yes, it’s real. Yes, we’re serious. This is Portland.

May 23, 2018

Live feed of molten death

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If you lean in real close you can smell the tourists singeing and the property values dropping.

May 6, 2018

When your GPS voice app says, “Oh, fuck.”

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During construction, Hawaii supplies its own orange cones…of lava.

April 30, 2018

Rats!

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I must’ve heard Patton’s rat story six times by now and I still laugh my ass off. Here’s why.

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April 22, 2018

The midges are coming, the midges are coming!

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Yes, Scotland, it’s that time of year again. Time to lace up your hiking boots and give blood.

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March 12, 2018

David Attenborough and the Pygmy Leaf Chameleon

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Both adorable. Seriously, David’s humble surprise that he’s been able to “swan about” the world and get paid for it well into his 90s is my highest goal. I’m an excellent swanner.

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February 26, 2018

Wanna go plogging?

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The term is a portmanteau of jogging and “plocka upp,” Swedish for “pick up,” and all you have to do is bring a bag on your walk, run, or hike, and pick up trash as you go. Lunge, baby, lunge! 

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