read more »
Advertisements
June 16, 2018
Volcanoes light their own farts
Hey, some wanker was going to say it in the comments section, anyway.
May 26, 2018
“Our steamed Puget Sound mussels come with a side of rehab…”
Yup, Seattle shellfish are testing positive for oxycodone now. They say it’s only showing up in urban waterways, not any commercial shellfish beds, but I don’t trust it. It’s bad enough you want me to suck down those slimy little sea-tongues, don’t ruin my chances in the Olympics, too.
May 25, 2018
World’s smallest city park in Portland, Oregon, just got more official
Yes, it’s real. Yes, we’re serious. This is Portland.
May 23, 2018
Live feed of molten death
If you lean in real close you can smell the tourists singeing and the property values dropping.
May 6, 2018
When your GPS voice app says, “Oh, fuck.”
During construction, Hawaii supplies its own orange cones…of lava.
April 30, 2018
Rats!
April 22, 2018
The midges are coming, the midges are coming!
Yes, Scotland, it’s that time of year again. Time to lace up your hiking boots and give blood.
read more »
March 12, 2018
David Attenborough and the Pygmy Leaf Chameleon
Both adorable. Seriously, David’s humble surprise that he’s been able to “swan about” the world and get paid for it well into his 90s is my highest goal. I’m an excellent swanner.
read more »
February 26, 2018
