Funniest documentary intro ever. Attenborough should get in on this.
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May 10, 2019
Me, at “wildlife preserves”
No, wildlife preserves aren’t jam made of squirrels. They’re protected lands set aside for nature to be nature and you must stay on the trails. Or so I thought.
Apparently, the rules have changed: Now people can be complete assholes and do pretty much whatever they want out there and the rangers on duty just shrug and say, “Well, maybe it’ll be a learning experience for them.”
I’ll give you a learning experience, you little prick, now stop your kid from picking wildflowers and chasing geese off their nests or I’ll show you how survival of the fittest works in the Oregon backcountry.
April 24, 2019
Whanganui River
the New Zealand government has conferred on the Whanganui River, the legal status and rights of a person . . .
April 23, 2019
Combating Plastic Pollution
some Asian stores are going back to nature to reduce the harmful effect of plastic on the environment and animal life – http://tinyurl.com/y5oxzv2y
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April 22, 2019
Don’t Mess with Mother . . .
April 20, 2019
As a hiker, my sphincter slammed closed exactly one minute into this video
Which is good because the impulse to shit myself upon seeing all that death barreling down would be overwhelming.
April 17, 2019
The Beach, it’s closed
Remember that amazing pristine beach from the movie? Yeah, well, so does everyone else–and they all went there. They polluted it, killed the ecosystem, and now it’s “Everybody outta the pool!”
This is why we can’t have nice things, ya bastards.
