Archive for ‘eroticism’

July 23, 2019

Portland Naked Bike Ride 2019 WARNING: All kinds nekkidness

by allthoughtswork

February 14, 2019

Valentine’s Day Instructions

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Advice for Men: For those with game, remember to clean the kitchen* really well and shave your neck hair….

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February 26, 2018

How to execute a sassy slut drop

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Yup, those are women’s size 15 heels. My arches are screaming just looking at them.

January 17, 2018

Male sex robots are coming!

by allthoughtswork

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“Up until now, it looked like women would be missing out on the exciting opportunity to make love to the cold, lifeless bodies of machines.”

Well, women other than Melania, anyway.

December 4, 2017

What to get the man who has everything

by allthoughtswork

He didn’t seem that scared to me. They should’ve told him his BMW was repossessed.

November 17, 2017

Revised my New Year’s resolutions

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Now taking applications for dark-haired, green-eyed Germanic types with large hands who can cook, massage my feet, and run a carpet shampooer.

November 10, 2017

This just makes me want to shower….

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…with a couple of them.

October 22, 2017

Vintage booty

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Tempest Storm had more sensuality in her left buttcheek than the entire Kardashian family put together.

September 24, 2017

Millennial females explained

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Iliza Shlesinger is fucking hilarious, how did I not know about this comedian until now? Speed up to 1:25 and steady yourself for some spit-takes.

June 26, 2017

Trump administration inadvertently supports women

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