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November 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #43

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“Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.”

— Caldwell Esselstyn

 

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November 12, 2019

Every time I stand up, I’m lifting weights

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More Exercise

I’m gonna invent an exercise program called Zero so people can brag about getting Zero exercise today.

October 18, 2019

The Irish Diet

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October 18, 2019

No lines, no copay

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I went to the doctor. He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said, “What, like butter?”

He said, “NO. Just don’t eat anything, Fatty!”

October 10, 2019

Tomorrow: Shoot hoops with a .22

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September 23, 2019

The real reason Snickers changed its name back to Marathon

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Pick one:

It looks more like a sport protein bar.

It sounds more like a sport protein bar.

It removes the clear candy association our brains have made with the name Snickers for nearly 90 years.

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September 15, 2019

The latest in fashion

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September 4, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #33

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“The entire Pacific Northwest, everyone’s dressed like there could be an impromptu hike at a moment’s notice. ‘Well, I’m going for a coffee but you never know when a hike might break out.'”

— Jim Gaffigan

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September 1, 2019

Let’s play “Karate, Amphetamines, or Wasp?”

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Care to explain yourself, Duncan?

August 27, 2019

I did a 5 day water fast

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I’ve been breezing through intermittent fasting and I’m already in ketosis after six months on carnivore so how hard could it be?

DAY 1: I’m brilliant! Spent the entire day traveling and hiking as a distraction from hunger. Worked like a charm. This is going to be a walk in the park….

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