There is a U-Haul backed up to my neighbor’s front door this morning and I am hoping so hard, I think I broke my perky.
Are you familiar with the term “white trash?”
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October 30, 2019
Halloween COULD’VE been last weekend
There’s a petition going around to change the observance of Halloween from the 31rst to the last Saturday of October. This just makes all kinds of sense.
First of all, it’s much easier to recover on a Sunday. Nobody likes to see a first grader with a hangover.
October 23, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #40
“The only problem I really see with polygamy is all the girls that are involved are underage. That’s the problem. Like, I don’t think I’d have a problem with polygamy if everybody that wanted to do it was over the age of forty. Let’s see how many guys wanna line up to marry me and ten of my friends. Something tells me marrying a 40-year-old with an opinion is not quite as enticing as marrying a 15-year old virgin who’s been kidnapped in a Little House on the Prairie outfit.”
— Kathleen Madigan
September 21, 2019
