Archive for ‘fashion’

May 15, 2019

Croc handbags

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Crocs handbag: a truly horrible crime against fashion.

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The spilled frappuccino and toddler vomit wipes right off.

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April 29, 2019

Swipe left

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Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Sadly, your crocheted crotch covers were not enough to distract me from your pasty flesh and complete lack of muscle tone.

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April 9, 2019

No such thing as bad publicity? Challenge accepted

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Twitter to the rescue

April 3, 2019

I owe my deformity to Payless Shoes

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Image result for 1980s flats shoes

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Ah, memories of cramming my fast-growing teen-aged feet into 80s flats designed for anorexic insects. An essential aspect of every girl’s wardrobe back then was four thousand pairs of shoes in three thousand colors and Payless made it all possible at $8 a pop.

(sigh) Payless may have gone the way of Blockbuster (my first job, and I wore those flats) but my crooked second toe is forever.  Fuck you, Payless, I love you!

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February 10, 2019

The good ol’ days weren’t that good

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Found my new outfit for the office this Spring

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January 31, 2019

Radical Dresses

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there is something innovative about the dresses worn by the women in the above photo – http://tinyurl.com/ycjzp2wl

January 15, 2019

Dressing in layers

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Image result for one ticket really

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January 13, 2019

How to wear a cowboy hat

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January 13, 2019

They’ll never see you coming

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They will never see you coming

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December 28, 2018

The Beijing Bikini: Don’t let this happen to you

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Beijing bikini guy spotted on a bus.

Guys, you already know about black socks with white sandals. Now, you can add another haberdashery faux pas to your list of things never to do again if you want to get laid in future. Good luck.