Archive for ‘fashion’

August 8, 2019

Pre-nup pics

by allthoughtswork

If grooms get a sneak peak of their bride’s real faces, the ladies should all get previews of coming attractions with a print out of their beloved’s credit history. Fair’s fair.

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August 5, 2019

Think again

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For those of us polar mammals, summer is more like trying on swimsuits in a department store changing room: It’s uncomfortable, awkward, and everywhere your flesh is exposed is a potential hazard, one way or another.

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July 29, 2019

There’s hope for me: Ugly Models is real

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June 16, 2019

There’s pigeon-toed and then there’s–

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Pigeon Heels

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June 16, 2019

True dat

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Wise Guys Haircuts

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May 30, 2019

Back to the drawing board….

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Hood On vs. Hood Off

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May 15, 2019

Croc handbags

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Crocs handbag: a truly horrible crime against fashion.

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The spilled frappuccino and toddler vomit wipes right off.

April 29, 2019

Swipe left

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Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Sadly, your crocheted crotch covers were not enough to distract me from your pasty flesh and complete lack of muscle tone.

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April 9, 2019

No such thing as bad publicity? Challenge accepted

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Twitter to the rescue

April 3, 2019

I owe my deformity to Payless Shoes

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Ah, memories of cramming my fast-growing teen-aged feet into 80s flats designed for anorexic insects. An essential aspect of every girl’s wardrobe back then was four thousand pairs of shoes in three thousand colors and Payless made it all possible at $8 a pop.

(sigh) Payless may have gone the way of Blockbuster (my first job, and I wore those flats) but my crooked second toe is forever.  Fuck you, Payless, I love you!

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