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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I don’t know what happened; I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.

Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted, well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.

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March 31, 2020

Then a flock of geese flew over….

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My Hometown Knows How To Quarantine

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March 31, 2020

Work from home coffee station

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My work from home coffee station

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March 29, 2020

Cheers

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March 27, 2020

How to achieve inner piss in a crisis

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I heard a doctor on TV saying that while staying at home in this time of Coronavirus, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should finish things we start because we could all use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished.

I finished off a bottle of scotch, Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, thah mainder uh buddle Valiumun skripshuns, ana boxuh chocletz. Yu haf no ideer how fockin fabluss I feel rite now. Sned this to all who nede inner piss.. An tellum u luvum.,.Aand two hash yer wands,,s stafe day avrybobby!!

March 27, 2020

Daily Comedy: Man vs. food

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This guy reminds me so much of Tom Segura.

March 27, 2020

Parental controls

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March 27, 2020

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Quarantine Tolerance Levels

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March 27, 2020

Pass the salt

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November 13, 2019

You don’t say?

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She better be careful, or….

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