Archive for ‘food and drink’

September 21, 2018

Winning

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September 21, 2018

‘Tis the season

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Support your local pole dancer

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As Portland, Oregon, approaches our Two-Hours-of-Storm-Three-Days-of-No-Power season, I find myself instinctually stockpiling fresh water bottles in the closet, clean underwear in the lingerie drawer, and enough ice cubes in the freezer to preserve a mastodon.

Last time we lost power, I had just bought a month’s worth of meat and dairy. When the lights finally flickered back on, I wasn’t willing to roll the dice on that pork roast. Barbecue sauce can cover many culinary transgressions but salmonella ain’t one of them.

September 21, 2018

Make it a double

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Two men are sitting next to one another in a Boston pub. After a while, the first one looks at the second and says, “I can’t but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The second guy responds proudly, “Yes, I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?”

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September 20, 2018

I’ll give it the old college try

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Found today at my local golf course. Tall order, but dammit if we won't try

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September 18, 2018

Truth in advertising

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Saw this in Russia

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I mean, ever see the color of that stuff?

September 17, 2018

Night wagons, meet “night soil”

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T. H. Buckley inside one of his lunch wagons.

At the turn of the century, “Night Lunch” food carts used to serve coffee and vittles while other wagons were busy carting off the city’s, uh, biologically recycled menu items. Too bad these guys didn’t team up, they’d have made a fortune both coming and going.

Just don’t mix up the carts.

September 15, 2018

Maybe I should put some alcohol on that

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September 11, 2018

Confessions: Guilty white trash pleasure food

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We all have that one thing, that thing that no one in our Contacts list must know about.

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September 6, 2018

Starbucks to Italy: “Can we interest you in our crappy coffee?”

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Italy to Starbucks: “Your momma!”

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September 6, 2018

Rub BBQ sauce on the affected area

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Pigs Metal Print featuring the drawing Doctor To Pig by Paul Noth

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