Archive for ‘food and drink’

September 6, 2019

They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to….

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They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to...

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September 6, 2019

Superfoods not so super

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Consumers are smart, shoppers is dumb. A quick glance at a product label should NOT be your entire nutrition education, people. Find research not funded in any way by the food you’re curious about. Rule number one. Duh.

Remember, those companies aren’t nonprofit humanitarian organizations, they’re businesses and businesses have one goal and one goal only: to help you lose weight in your stubborn wallet area.

September 5, 2019

Is that an avocado or are you just happy to see me?

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Yup, long neck avocados are now a thing, but they’re pricey little fuckers. You’re not gonna have much left over for the giant baguette you’ll need for that toast.

September 4, 2019

Detox your wallet

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September 3, 2019

You mean this ISN’T a scene from Idiocracy?

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A group of people left their baby in a car to rush a Popeye’s chicken restaurant with a gun because it sold out of a sandwich. 

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September 3, 2019

I’m a little turned on

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Is this what it’s like for guys looking at a porn site?

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September 2, 2019

Porridge Lattes (it’s as bad as it sounds)

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Vomit in a mug, looks like. For those of you who want to suck all your meals through a straw.

If it’s already on Starbuck’s secret menu, can a Pumpkin Spice Unicorn Porridge Latte be far behind? Will it make me shit cinnamon-scented purple chunks? Pass.

September 1, 2019

There’s a new low carb candy machine at work

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Not a huge fan of the new candy machine at work. 0/10, tastes terrible

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September 1, 2019

Must’ve had the nachos

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Don’t have the nachos.

August 31, 2019

Miami beach suicide vest

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Please be gentle

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Frankly, if you eat that shit, too, you’ll die anyway, just slower.