Archive for ‘food’

January 22, 2018

Tide Pod Chal–what the everluvin’ fuck?

by allthoughtswork

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Can you imagine being so starved for attention that you actually ingest concentrated laundry detergent and film it? What happened to snapping pics of your junk?

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January 22, 2018

Mm-mm-good.

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Comics About Making It Through Life

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January 19, 2018

If it ain’t round, it ain’t right

by allthoughtswork

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Apparently, your brain associates round-shaped things with sweetness, but I don’t buy it. If that were true, I’d have a lot more lovestruck men groveling at my feet by now.

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January 16, 2018

Brain freeze

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Iception

January 15, 2018

Cooking by country

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I take exception to their reductive assessment: Americans do not just dump cans into pots. We also shove bowls into microwaves.

January 10, 2018

Nailed it

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Was Asked To Make Food Network's Brown Sugar Pecan Bears

Incidentally, that’s also how you’re gonna look by summer if you keep up with the cookies.

December 29, 2017

Listen up: I just hacked pot roast

by allthoughtswork

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I’m an ADD cook who can only read recipes for about five minutes. Yet, this divine slab of heaven emerged from my oven so perfect that forkfulls fell away from the bone in thin, silky strands of pure, salty-sweet goodness. If you’ve ever been afraid of the good life, fear no longer. Just follow instructions.

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December 22, 2017

May the forks be with you

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December 13, 2017

Don’t mind if I do….

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grief bacon

December 3, 2017

Brits drink pansy beer

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Hey, I’m just quoting science: “Beer made with Golden Promise, for instance, tasted floral. Meanwhile, Full Pint had a toastier taste.”

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