Archive for ‘Food’

May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

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“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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May 25, 2020

Meanwhile, it’s gorgeous here and I’m working

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TWITTER HIT: Leigh Loses It & Alex the Cuck's Cousin Allegedly Puts Him on Blast (UPDATE)

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Technically, though, I get to drive up what is arguably the most beautiful stretch of highway in all of Oregon to a job site in the middle of a lovely, private forest full of wildlife and wildflowers and devoid of tourists, so….let’s hear it for landscape designing!

Happy Memorial Day.

 

May 24, 2020

Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers

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Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers

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May 24, 2020

What happens when you dry and smoke a pepper

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Try that with me and I’ll drink all your iced tea and shove a No Smoking Sign up your [DELETED].

May 23, 2020

Be safe out there this Memorial Day: Don’t slice your hot dog buns like a New Englander

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New England Hot Dog Buns Recipe | King Arthur Flour

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Ball Park New England Style Hot Dog Rolls, 8 count, 12 oz - Walmart.com

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It ain’t right.

May 23, 2020

Banananana:

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Bananaananaananaananaananaanana:

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May 23, 2020

An edible face mask is pure genius

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Edible Face Mask

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May 21, 2020

Vegans, you’re eating more animals than you thought

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Soak those strawberries in water and see what comes wriggling out….

May 21, 2020

or Swallowing Phlegm At Mealtimes

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May 19, 2020

Mountain Dew is over-sweetened orange juice with vegetable oil and dye

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Mountain “ew.”