Archive for ‘Food’

April 7, 2020

Daily Comedy: “It’s like an anti-bucket list. It rhymes with bucket, I can tell you that much.”

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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I don’t know what happened; I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.

Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted…well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later.

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March 27, 2020

How to achieve inner piss in a crisis

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I heard a doctor on TV saying that while staying at home in this time of Coronavirus, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should finish things we start because we could all use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished.

I finished off a bottle of scotch, Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, thah mainder uh buddle Valiumun skripshuns, ana boxuh chocletz. Yu haf no ideer how fockin fabluss I feel rite now. Sned this to all who nede inner piss.. An tellum u luvum.,.Aand two hash yer wands,,s stafe day avrybobby!!

March 27, 2020

Daily Comedy: Man vs. food

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This guy reminds me so much of Tom Segura.

March 27, 2020

Pass the salt

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December 18, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday – #48

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“You need to either change your doctor or change your doctor.”

— Carl Franklin, 2 Keto Dudes

 

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December 4, 2019

Turning Soybean Seeds into Soy Sauce

by duncanr

[so much easier when you can just pick up a bottle of soy sauce from the local store]

November 30, 2019

Scottish Scran

by duncanr

if ye wanna celebrate St Andrew’s Day wi’ some Scottish scran (food). here’s twa recipes fur ye tae try oot . . .
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November 21, 2019

Good Question

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November 14, 2019

Warburtons Crumpets

by duncanr

video tour of Warburtons (Europe’s biggest bakery) to see how English Crumpets are made


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[confession time – can’t stand crumpets, ma sel’; think they taste crap. Whereas other folk describe the texture/taste as ‘spongy’, I would call it ‘rubbery’]