Archive for ‘Food’

November 9, 2019

Liziqi: preparing breakfast

by duncanr

a lot of work goes into preparing soybean milk and steamed purple potato cake for breakfast

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November 5, 2019

Inhumane Treatment

by duncanr


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November 2, 2019

Big tits and bony asses: Today’s dairy cows are basically super models

by allthoughtswork

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Did you know most U.S. dairy cows are descended from just two bulls?

You see, dairy farmers don’t like cows with body fat. They figure a skinny one is turning all her feed into milk, not fat, so they’ve been choosing bulls that tended to produce Kate Moss instead of Ashley Graham. Because science.

“We’ve kind of selected for tall, thin, cows,” Dechow says. “And that’s a really bad combination. They’re infertile, unhealthy. So we need to get away from that.”

Because accurate science. Somebody tell Kate.

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November 1, 2019

Better remove the nuts, too

by allthoughtswork

Waitsome of the witches who are coming are vegan.

“Wait—some of the witches who are coming are vegan.”

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October 29, 2019

Carbosaurus Rex

by allthoughtswork

Problem solved!

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October 27, 2019

Gobble, gobble

by allthoughtswork

I’ve got it, the perfect solution to the Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas clusterfuck that begins every year in August:

Trim a Christmas tree with Halloween candy and put a turkey angel on top.

You’re welcome.

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October 26, 2019

Campfire pizza

by allthoughtswork

I can watch somebody else work all day.

October 25, 2019

Do not consume if safety seal is broken (except by your buddies)

by allthoughtswork

Dollar General knows what's up

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October 24, 2019

Birthday cake flavored Dr. Pepper

by allthoughtswork

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Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s gross. Yes, you will open a diabetic wormhole and go straight to hell if you drink it while eating actual birthday cake.

Safer option:

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October 24, 2019

Heard broccoli is good for joints

by allthoughtswork

I heard broccoli is good for joints

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