Archive for ‘Forum’

October 2, 2012

We Are All Daniel Cui

by duncanr

This vid is starting to trend on the internet

And it’s easy to understand why – a rubbish goalkeeper. Some photos posted on Facebook making fun of him. Friends rally round. Goalkeeper gets new found confidence, pulls off wonderful last-minute save to give his team their first victory. A heart-warming tale of a loser being bullied, friends rallying round in support, and loser turns into hero. Could almost be a comic book story.

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September 25, 2012

Midget Stripper : Nobbly Found

by duncanr

I arrived at work this morning to the news that my boss would not be in today. This, and today being one of the ‘girls’ 50th birthday, meant there was a more ‘relaxed’ atmosphere in the office than is usually the case. Indeed, cakes, biscuits, and loads of samosas at lunchtime created quite a party atmosphere. The conversation too covered areas not usually discussed when he’s around – dark-haired women recounting tales of their embarrassment on emerging from the sea whilst wearing white bikinis, another woman explaining . . .

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September 24, 2012

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

September 24, 2012

Unholy Conduct on Pitch

by duncanr

Oh dear, for those who don’t know, I live in the Perry Barr area of Birmingham.

In 1979, the West Midlands Christian Football league was set up to promote the Christian values of love, peace and understanding through sport. Fixtures are played on a Saturday so players remain free to attend church on the Sunday

When Common Ground United (from Perry Barr) and Zion Athletic (from West Bromwich) played each last week end, however, those . . .

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September 24, 2012

Man Mistakes Wife for a Monkey

by duncanr

Now I’m not saying Basanti Pun was ugly but her husband claims he shot her dead by accident, thinking she was a monkey – http://tinyurl.com/ck8k39t

[I dread to think what his mother in law looks like !]

This shooting comes just a few weeks after a father mistook his son for a monkey and killed him http://tinyurl.com/953ehh4

I’ve just crossed Nepal off my list of places to visit – no sense taking any chances !

September 24, 2012

Sorry !

by duncanr

Ahem, sorry folks – slept in this morning so not had time to put up any new posts before heading to work 😳

Posts will be appearing sporadically today – timing dependant on when my boss goes to the loo !

September 23, 2012

A Good Day to Pie

by duncanr

custard pie in faceIt was all go this weekend at the Stile Bridge Pub in Coxheath, Kent.

In a fiercely fought competition involving 16 teams of 4, ‘Pie of the Tiger’ beat ‘Tutu Fruity’ in the Final to become the 2012 World Custard Pie Throwing Champions – http://tinyurl.com/cuuutbn

[We knows how to enjoy ourselves here in the UK !]

UPDATE – Video here – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19690655

September 23, 2012

Zimbabwe Synchronised Flushing

by duncanr

No, it’s not a new Olympic sport

There’s a lot of shit clogging up the sewers in Zimbabwe and ‘Synchronised Flushing’ – all citizens to flush their loos at the same predetermined time – is the Government’s proposal to unblock the drains.

See – http://tinyurl.com/8hjbgl9

[if only it was as easy to shift the shits in Government!]

September 22, 2012

Crack the Case

by duncanr

Heineken has launched an interactive ad featuring Daniel Craig and new Bond girl Bérénice Marlohe to celebrate the release of the upcoming James Bond film, Skyfall,

The task is to play the part of a secret agent who has to open a suitcase. [the ad wants to direct you to Heineken’s Facebook page, but you can play the game without doing that]

Play game – http://tinyurl.com/brm943p

September 21, 2012

Good Question

by duncanr

Via B&P