Archive for ‘global warming’

August 3, 2018

Hot enough for ya?

by allthoughtswork

Record Summer?

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Portland, Oregon, is finally below 90 for a few days, so I’m using the oven. The guy in there should stop screaming any time now.

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July 23, 2018

Quit yer whinging

by allthoughtswork

The grass in Hyde Park, London, is seen scorched and yellow

Brits have the cheek to be appalled by the crispy Serengeti look global warming is wreaking upon their famous lawns. In Portland, Oregon, we just call that summer.

Tip: Ignore it, pour yourself something cool, and savor not dragging out the lawn mower until October. Remember, beige goes with everything.

June 20, 2018

Microburst or rain bomb, it’s technically “a fuckload of rain”

by allthoughtswork

Time lapse:

Real time:

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June 4, 2018

Planning for Disaster

by duncanr

February 24, 2018

Springtime in America

by allthoughtswork

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February 24, 2018

Ima get my ocean view!

by allthoughtswork

I sit 256 feet above sea level, so in the future, you can just moor your yacht at my mansion on that little promontory above Beaverton Pond. I’ll leave the light on for ya.

October 9, 2017

That’s deep

by allthoughtswork

The next time you’re standing near a tall building, look up and imagine the whole thing is underwater and you’ve got to swim all the way up to the top for your next breath. It’ll be good practice for global warming. Actually, those of us in England and the Pacific Northwest get to practice this every winter.