Archive for ‘health’

September 19, 2019

States with the most pumpkin spice injuries

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Because any proclivity towards pumpkin spice indicates acute brain damage, in my opinion. Damnit, I thought Oregon was better than this.

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September 18, 2019

Sustainable and locally sourced!

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September 18, 2019

I dare Fox to air this commercial, I fuckin’ DARE them.

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September 18, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #35

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“There was this one girl who was all into not wearing clothes, not cooking food, and would type constantly on the forum from her bed naked with a bowl of raw meat and I’m, like…I don’t know if these are my people.”

–Kelly Hogan

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September 16, 2019

Is your baby getting enough arsenic?

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Little Johnny is probably more than fortified, sad to say. That’s the USDA and FDA workin’ for you: Monsanto love, commodities-based food pyramids, untested vaping supplies hitting the shelves. Safe as kittens.

Yeah, I know this is a Canadian documentary. Care to send in some of your kid’s toenail clippings to see how America holds up?

September 15, 2019

The latest in fashion

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September 14, 2019

Which cellphone brands are melting your nuts through your pocket right now?

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Answer: All of them.

September 8, 2019

Let’s see yer feet, Dunc

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September 6, 2019

They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to….

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September 6, 2019

Superfoods not so super

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Consumers are smart, shoppers is dumb. A quick glance at a product label should NOT be your entire nutrition education, people. Find research not funded in any way by the food you’re curious about. Rule number one. Duh.

Remember, those companies aren’t nonprofit humanitarian organizations, they’re businesses and businesses have one goal and one goal only: to help you lose weight in your stubborn wallet area.