Archive for ‘health’

July 11, 2019

I’m not lovin’ it

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July 10, 2019

Annoying interviewer is the female version of Piers Morgan

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Is this an interview or a stoning? Every time I hear that forceful, self-important inhale of hers, I know she’s gearing up to take another whack.  This is one of the most sloped-foreheaded, uninformed, unempathetic women I’ve ever witnessed. Besides evangelists, I mean.

Come to think of it, she’s probably one of the traumatized children he’s talking about it. She sounds triggered. Hmm.

Gabor Maté is a sage. His approach to addiction and mental health removes the sting and stigma while simultaneously empowering the sufferer–let’s see religion or Prozac do that. I’ll wager my house she’s intimately acquainted with both.

July 10, 2019

“Adjusting to space was a lot easier than adjusting to Earth”

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At 7 minutes in, astronaut Scott Kelly describes what a body goes through when you come back home from outer space. I get nauseated at family reunions, too, so I can relate.

July 10, 2019

Japan train station with beauty as the only destination

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The Kamogawa Railway offers a train ride into a river valley and back where you can be “healed by the transition of the four seasons,” according to Google Translate. It could also mean “drink a ton of sake and look at trees” but I’m in, either way.

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July 10, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #25

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“Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had.”

— Michael Crichton, MD

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July 6, 2019

Microbes from an 8-year-old boy who’s been playing outside

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Microbes Left Behind From The Handprint Of An 8-Year-Old Boy After Playing Outside

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Imagine what his father’s hand would look like after playing inside. The soap’s there for a reason, you manky wankers.

July 3, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #24

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“I’d like a pill that’d make me six stone, then I could eat me way back up to ten. What a bloody brilliant weekend that would be, wouldn’t it?”

–Jo Brand

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June 29, 2019

The sugar industry? Not so sweet

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Regulated, my ass. The sugar industry is just a legalized cocaine cartel allowed to market to children. Makin’ America great again.

PS: Those fruit smoothies you’re slurping down aren’t the Get Out of Jail Free Cards you think they are, they’re actually worse. Your liver has approved this message.

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June 22, 2019

Sadly, the Cheetos-topped KFC chicken sandwich is only available in the USA

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An advert for the KFC cheetos burger

Or happily, either way. Depends on how you view death.

June 19, 2019

Donor heart all cleaned up and ready for company

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This Is What A Cleaned Heart Looks Like

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When you wash away all the donor cells, you’re left with a protein scaffold called a ghost heart. Now, it’s ready to be injected with a transplant recipient’s stem cells so a new heart – one that won’t be rejected – can be grown.