Archive for ‘health’

November 11, 2017

I rest my case

by allthoughtswork

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Ever see a commercial for rope? You never will. Why? Because rope fuckin’ works, nobody needs convincing.

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November 11, 2017

Let’s play the Food Dating Game!

by allthoughtswork

Apparently, it’s imperative that you reach around to the back to grab your meat. Also, now you know what “blood dipping” and “fecal indicator” mean. Bon appetit!

November 2, 2017

His pants fit so much better….

by allthoughtswork

…now that his wallet has gotten slimmer.

November 2, 2017

About Time

by duncanr

it can be a source of discontent amongst non-smokers in the workplace to see colleagues disappear several times a day for an unofficial ‘fag break’

many non-smokers will then be hoping their employers follow the example of this japanese company – http://tinyurl.com/y8yxp3gq

October 31, 2017

First aid tip for burns

by allthoughtswork

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If you accidentally hold a rubber-grip gloved hand against the hot engine of a leaf blower, melt the rubber right through to your flesh, and burn the shit out of a finger,

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October 30, 2017

Don’t even think about it, Duncan

by allthoughtswork

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I ain’t takin’ off my kit and stepping into any small, sweaty rooms¬†with the rest of the Mad Hatters. That’s how those serial killer stories start on Dateline.

October 30, 2017

Soylent Green got diabetes

by allthoughtswork

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October 24, 2017

How to Lift Weights

by allthoughtswork

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A 50-something keto bicycle racer once asked me online: “Okay, I joined a gym, now what?” Here’s what I told him.

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October 22, 2017

Mother of god

by allthoughtswork

These are not body builders, body builders lift for shape. These are ATHLETES.

October 20, 2017

There’s Nothing Wrong with a Little Prick

by duncanr

it’s not much to shout about, but – officially – Ant Smith, has the smallest penis in Britain

[unofficially, there may be someone with a smaller penis than Ant, but this is one claim to fame no-one will perhaps be rushing to contest]

he wrote a little poem about his dick . . .

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