Archive for ‘health’

January 22, 2018

Tide Pod Chal–what the everluvin’ fuck?

by allthoughtswork

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Can you imagine being so starved for attention that you actually ingest concentrated laundry detergent and film it? What happened to snapping pics of your junk?

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January 18, 2018

Trump in “excellent health,” world mourns

by allthoughtswork

Following are the combined potential side effects of Trump’s daily vitamin regimen of Propecia, Crestor, aspirin, and McDonald’s. Symptoms in bold occur multiple times.

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January 17, 2018

Big Tobacco invented the Type A Personality to cover their ass

by allthoughtswork

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It’s not the cancer sticks that are killing you, ol’ chap, it’s your killer instincts.

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January 15, 2018

It’s been two weeks at the gym, time to get philosophical

by allthoughtswork

Poster behind the scales at my gym

January 11, 2018

Like Fitbit for rapists

by allthoughtswork


January 7, 2018

Vodka and hotdogs secret to long life

by allthoughtswork

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Hey, don’t look at me, Betty White said it!

Anyway, it’s better than Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice of shoving coffee up yer ass.┬áThe fact that her website is called Goop should be your first clue of what that experience entails.

January 3, 2018

The Raw-Water Trend is here and I can’t believe I just typed that

by allthoughtswork

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The Darwin Awards are accolades given to people who died in spectacularly stupid ways. Usually, it’s isolated incidents of head-up-assness but occasionally there is a mass die-off that improves the gene pool considerably.

This is one of those times.

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December 28, 2017

Uh, yeah, I’m still calling it snow

by allthoughtswork


December 22, 2017

Don’t be a Dick

by duncanr

December 19, 2017

Somewhere between a Dog and a Human

by duncanr

that’s how Joy Milne describes her sense of smell . . .