Archive for ‘health’

November 13, 2019

Don’t rear-end this one

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Gotta make sure everyone knows

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November 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #43

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“Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.”

— Caldwell Esselstyn

 

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November 12, 2019

Are you fasting or are you starving? It’s pretty easy to tell

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I’ve heard it said that fasting is when food is available but you decide not to eat it and starving is when food is not available and you’re not happy about it but that’s not quite right, is it?

Because I’ve seen people who are clearly starving, walking around the supermarket with full grocery carts.

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November 12, 2019

Every time I stand up, I’m lifting weights

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More Exercise

I’m gonna invent an exercise program called Zero so people can brag about getting Zero exercise today.

November 10, 2019

Lifeguard fired for saving a man’s life

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Yup, Florida.

November 9, 2019

Strange answers to the psychopath test

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Still one of the most unsettling TED talks I’ve ever seen. On so many levels.

November 4, 2019

Prayer for the aged

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Starts at 1:19 minutes in.

This woman has more comedic talent in her little finger than Jay Leno has in his entire chin.

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November 1, 2019

Better remove the nuts, too

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Waitsome of the witches who are coming are vegan.

“Wait—some of the witches who are coming are vegan.”

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October 29, 2019

Only if it shows up on the bathroom scale

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And they said I'd never make it anywhere in the scientific community!

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October 24, 2019

Birthday cake flavored Dr. Pepper

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Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s gross. Yes, you will open a diabetic wormhole and go straight to hell if you drink it while eating actual birthday cake.

Safer option:

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