Archive for ‘health’

May 29, 2020

It’s ruff out there

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May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

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“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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May 25, 2020

Daily Comedy: “There I am, out there with all the other 50-year-olds, doing our little doom ovals.”

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May 25, 2020

Works = “gets me into Walmart”

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May 24, 2020

Three snaps in a circle

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Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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May 24, 2020

It’s the underwire

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May 23, 2020

You can bring this up in church and pray your pew neighbor doesn’t kill you…one way or another

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Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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May 23, 2020

Wear a mask, don’t take the piss

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May 22, 2020

And growl if you have to

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May 21, 2020

All of us, the day lockdown ends

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