Archive for ‘health’

July 29, 2020

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by allthoughtswork

via

July 29, 2020

Works on Trump, too

by allthoughtswork

via

July 28, 2020

Me, the day social distancing ends

by allthoughtswork

via

July 27, 2020

I feel ya, Ernie

by allthoughtswork

via

July 27, 2020

Daily Comedy: Quarantine-while

by allthoughtswork

Starts at 2:17

July 27, 2020

For once, “using a filter” ain’t about your phone

by allthoughtswork

read more »

Tags:
July 27, 2020

Portland, Oregon, broke a heat record yesterday

by allthoughtswork

SUMMER HEAT QUOTES FUNNY image quotes at relatably.com

via

Yup, we cleared 100° F (37.7° C) on July 26 for the first time in 22 years. Well, the Portland International Airport did, that’s where they take the official reading. The reading in my backyard was somewhere between Damn! and Areyoufuckingkiddingme? but it’s been higher.

All this must have made the riots downtown extra special; I hear tear gas gets particularly delicious when it mixes with sweat. FYI, they aren’t just gassing mayors, moms, dads, and grannies now, they’ve branched out into veterans, too. Proof positive the Trump administration doesn’t discriminate.

July 27, 2020

What, no clamps?

by allthoughtswork

via

As a former serious weightlifter, I had to Google the weight of cinder blocks. Depending on the bar, he’s racked up around 175 pounds, which ain’t bad.

What is bad is that half-assed rack with zero stability. I predict five chips out of the cement and one chip out of someone’s metatarsal. Bet you ten bucks he’s lifting in flip-flops.

July 27, 2020

Any questions?

by allthoughtswork

via

July 27, 2020

I’m not stalking you, sir, just rereading

by allthoughtswork

via