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August 4, 2020

Timmy learned the hard way: If you run out of nuts, marmots can always find two more

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July 12, 2020

Warm and cozy

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July 8, 2020

Stay the hell away from me, Hank

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I Turned My 100 Bug Doodles Into A Book

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July 6, 2020

Try n’ out-adorable this. Go ahead, try.

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July 6, 2020

Me, anywhere three inches outside my front door

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I don’t know what it is this year but I’ve got sixteen fucking bites from my belly down to my ankles. They don’t just itch, they itch with a nuclear intensity that kills souls and I can’t fall asleep at night without ice packs on each of them to dull the desire to tear the flesh from my bones.

Some of them have morphed into red patches of raised pustules weeping fluid that I have to bandage before I leave the house lest onlookers accuse me of leprosy or share their COVID with me via these handy entry points. I’ve bought more athletic tape and sterile gauze this spring than all other springs combined. At one point, the pustules blended with April’s contusion in a dermatological fault line to create an Uber-sore.

This has been going on since May. Every fucking night and day since May. Yes, I wear DEET. Yes, I avoid foliage. Yes, I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of spider-of-Satan but I’m at a loss as to how to avoid the little bastards considering I’m a landscape designer.

This is one bite–ONE.

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June 5, 2020

Daily Comedy: “You know who is the happy camper? The guy leaving the campsite.”

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June 3, 2020

Campgrounds are opening again

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May 25, 2020

Daily Comedy: “There I am, out there with all the other 50-year-olds, doing our little doom ovals.”

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May 21, 2020

All of us, the day lockdown ends

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May 19, 2020

Did you ever get a chance to school an idiot to their face?

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God, I love these stories. When an arrogant ass goes on and on about something and then a hidden expert quietly demolishes them in front of everyone, it’s a magical thing.

One of my favorite memories was back in Colorado. I was in peak form, with many, many mountain summits and solo backcountry hikes under my belt but I was a young chick with long blonde hair and I guess that’s all a lot of men need to know.

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