Archive for ‘humor’

December 15, 2018

You have 10 seconds

by allthoughtswork

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December 15, 2018

“Eyes up, Blue!”

by allthoughtswork

I hired a trainer for my newly-hatched bearded dragons

Well, that didn’t go well

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December 15, 2018

Pussy always wins, dude

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December 15, 2018

We quit the internet for a month

by allthoughtswork

It’s fun to watch Millennials twitch and squirm.

December 15, 2018

Wookiee-scaping

by allthoughtswork

Wookiee-scaping

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The fact that the man-panties are much looser now tells me he hit all the right spots.

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December 15, 2018

They’re in want of a new hair stylist, for starters

by allthoughtswork

Hairdos

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December 15, 2018

If ye tak’ the high road (hic) . . .

by duncanr

. an’ ah tak’ the low road, wu’ll maybe no bump intae each other!

in December 2014, the blood alcohol concentration limit for drivers in Scotland was reduced from 80 mg/dL to 50 mg/dL

an expected benefit of this change in the law was a reduction in the number of road traffic accidents (RTAs) attributable, in part, to alcohol consumption

however, a recent study has found that the . . .

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December 15, 2018

Two Scottish nuns arrive in the USA

by allthoughtswork
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One says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.”
 
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
 
Nodding emphatically, the first points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one.
 
The vendor wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
 
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”
December 14, 2018

Brexit : Theresa May’s ‘Precioussss’

by duncanr

actor Andy Serkis, as Gollum, skewers Theresa May’s Brexit deal . . .
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December 14, 2018

In space no one can hear you laugh

by allthoughtswork

Funny-Space-Nasa-Memes

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