Archive for ‘humor’

December 14, 2018

In this coloring book, the thorns symbolize 32 ensuing years of shame and vodka

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Was working with my daughter on an old coloring book when...

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December 14, 2018

Where’s the MAGA hat and the meth?

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One of Norman Rockwell's lesser known works

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December 14, 2018

This is what all that spiked eggnog does to your colon

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December 14, 2018

Ain’t that the truth

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December 14, 2018

Tinsel off, balls out

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December 14, 2018

Does his girlfriend have to bring dog poop bags to the park?

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December 13, 2018

Obviously

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December 13, 2018

The River Diabeetus

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Spilt chocolate is seen on a road in Werl, Germany December 10, 2018 in this picture obtained from social media. Picture taken December 10, 2018. FEUERWEHR WERL/via REUTERS THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. MANDATORY CREDIT. NO RESALES. NO ARCHIVES.

You’re too late, they’ve already cleaned up the river of liquid chocolate that oozed out of a malfunctioning storage tank at a chocolate factory in Westoennen, Germany.

You’re just going to have to get fat the old-fashioned way: visiting relatives over the holidays and self-medicating against them with M&Ms and scotch.

December 12, 2018

There’s a lesson in there

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December 12, 2018

Mom sends son to school with sex doll sheep for nativity play

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Helen Cox's son Alfie and the inflatable sheep she bought as part of a shepherd outfit for Alfie's nativity play. When Alfie started to inflate the sheep his teachers realised it was a SEX DOLL. See SWNS story SWSYsheep; A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd costume she bought online - before she realised it came with a blow up SEX DOLL sheep. Helen Cox, 46, bought the ?16.99 fancy dress costume from Amazon for son Alfie's school nativity, and the lad was delighted it came with a free blow up flock. She was puzzled when a teacher told the lad to "take it home" until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes. The mum-of-two found the exact same sheep was on sale as a "stag night bonkin' sheep" - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

When they said bad parenting, they meant frankincense and her.