Archive for ‘Humor’

March 29, 2020

(readies a loogie)

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March 28, 2020

Europe lockdown, only essential services open for business

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Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

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March 28, 2020

And wipe down the hard drive

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Note: Yes, we all know that doesn’t actually work in computerese. It’s a joke. A joke that was posted in Walmart. Any questions?

March 28, 2020

Don’t make me come down there

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Mother Nature

March 28, 2020

Her liquid assets are all sunk in paper

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March 28, 2020

Uh…I thought you were supposed to take the WHEEL

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If somebody tells you to go fuck yourself, is that a humanist?

March 27, 2020

How to achieve inner piss in a crisis

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I heard a doctor on TV saying that while staying at home in this time of Coronavirus, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should finish things we start because we could all use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished.

I finished off a bottle of scotch, Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, thah mainder uh buddle Valiumun skripshuns, ana boxuh chocletz. Yu haf no ideer how fockin fabluss I feel rite now. Sned this to all who nede inner piss.. An tellum u luvum.,.Aand two hash yer wands,,s stafe day avrybobby!!

March 27, 2020

Daily Comedy: Man vs. food

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This guy reminds me so much of Tom Segura.

March 27, 2020

Shelter-in-place means learning new skills….

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Cooking:

Was reading a cookbook from the 80s and stumbled across this gem

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Cleaning:

Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

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March 27, 2020

Be safe out there, one way or the other

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