Archive for ‘Humor’

July 18, 2019

Humans: “We’re the top of the food chain!”; Ocean: “Hold my beer.”

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July 18, 2019

Taking “resistance” training a little too far, aren’t we, Billy?

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July 18, 2019

That part in the scary movie where….

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July 18, 2019

Thursday Fun

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July 17, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #26

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Dorothy Parker was on her honeymoon when Harold Ross, an editor for the New Yorker, asked her why she was late with a book review.

She replied: “I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.”

 

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July 17, 2019

But when they make love….

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July 17, 2019

Well, she’s not wrong

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July 17, 2019

The Sensible Ass

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AN OLD FELLOW, in time of war, was allowing his Ass to feed in a green meadow, when he was alarmed by a sudden advance of the enemy. He tried every means in his power to urge the Ass to fly, but in vain.

The enemy are upon us! said he.

And what will the enemy do? asked the Ass. Will they put two pairs of panniers on my back instead of one, as you do?

No, answered the Man. There is no fear of that.

Why then, replied the Ass, I’ll not stir an inch. I am born to be a slave; and my greatest enemy is he who gives me the most to carry.

–Aesop

July 16, 2019

Hilarious wedding speech

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July 16, 2019

To serve and protect and shake it

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