Archive for ‘Humour’

February 14, 2020

Something for the Weak End

by ratty

February 12, 2020

Another Joke of the Day

by ratty

Customer in Grocery shop : “2 lbs of Kiddley beans, please.”

Grocer : “Don’t you mean Kidney beans ?”

Customer, in exasperation : “that’s what I said, diddle I ?”

February 10, 2020

TEN REAL FACTS

by ratty

1 – You can’t see your ears without a mirror.

2 – You can’t count your hair.

3 – You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

4 – You just tried No. 3.

6 – When you did No. 3 you realised that it is possible, only you look like a dog.

7 – You are smiling right now, because you were fooled.

8 – You skipped No. 5.

9 – You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

10 – Have a nice day.

December 29, 2019

Christ the Redeemer

by duncanr


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December 29, 2019

On Second Thoughts . . .

by duncanr

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December 29, 2019

Family Photo Tip

by duncanr

good advice . . .


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December 27, 2019

Now’s your chance

by duncanr


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December 27, 2019

Life is so Unfair when you’re just 6 yr old

by duncanr

all this 6 (and a half) yr old Irish girl wants is to go to the pub but her mean mammy won’t let her – video ends with exasperated girl dropping her daddy in deep poo for always being on the phone when he’s supposed to be cleaning the house when mammy isn’t there

December 27, 2019

1st Period

by duncanr

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December 26, 2019

when Xmas is over

by duncanr

it’s time for Santa to relax . . .


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