Archive for ‘internet’

July 2, 2018

Social media: Never used it, never will

by allthoughtswork

I also eschew all television, ads of any kind, news, and 99.9% of the crap movies they’ve been churning out lately. Life is so fucking good.

June 29, 2018

I’ll get a smartphone when this comes standard

by allthoughtswork


June 23, 2018

I love you but I won’t “Like” you

by allthoughtswork

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Let’s be very clear, if you’ve made my day, I’ll tell you. You know, like human beings (used to) do in olden times. I’ll either type it out with punctuation and everything, tell you directly to your face with a smile, or–clutch the pearls!–pick up a phone and actually speak into it.

But I won’t Like anything online. Why? Because the depth of my joy cannot be encompassed and expressed by the click of a button.

Also because Facebook is a dick.

June 4, 2018

Man takes selfie in front of tragedy that cost a woman her leg

by allthoughtswork

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Don’t worry, police caught the bastard and made him delete the photo. An Italian television presenter declared that he had turned off his soul and his personality and become an “automaton of the internet.

No, sweetheart, he made a choice. He wanted attention and now the whole internet knows what a tiny dick he has. Finito.

June 3, 2018

Old Rules no longer Apply

by duncanr


May 28, 2018

Answer: Sanity of the social media moderator

by allthoughtswork

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Question: What can you kiss goodbye twenty minutes into the job?

Think about it. Think about all the diseased fuckery you’ve seen on the internet. That’s the stuff they let through, imagine all the stuff they had to block. Somebody had to do that manually and I hope to god they’re of legal drinking age.

April 12, 2018

Be afraid, be very afraid

by allthoughtswork


Facebook ain’t got nothin’ on these guys. You may want to start searching for porn on someone else’s computer.

April 11, 2018


by allthoughtswork

Cambridge Analytica Congress Testifying Mark Zuckerberg


Whoopsies is Latin for “that one cell in the correctional facility without WiFi.”

March 22, 2018

Facebook is the herpes of social media

by allthoughtswork

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Because no matter how hard you delete, you can never get rid of it.

Caution: rant approaching….

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March 10, 2018

Social media: Never used it, never will

by allthoughtswork

I’ll climb on any soap box at the drop of a hat and give you an earful about the cerebral evils of social media. The closest I come to chasing that dragon is You Tube but 98% of the videos I watch on there are instructive and educational. The rest I get from Duncan.