Archive for ‘internet’

February 21, 2018

OkStupid

by allthoughtswork

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Sex offenders, adultery, and old school sexism welcomed as long as you’re white and heterosexual, because quality control.

Republicans are going to get much fitter in the next two years; I hear you have to park your Make America Great Again bumper sticker at least six blocks away from Planned Parenthood when you go in for your STD shots.

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January 30, 2018

Wi-Fi Names

by duncanr

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January 22, 2018

Tide Pod Chal–what the everluvin’ fuck?

by allthoughtswork

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Can you imagine being so starved for attention that you actually ingest concentrated laundry detergent and film it? What happened to snapping pics of your junk?

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September 17, 2017

Click!

by allthoughtswork

August 11, 2017

You’re all just rats hitting the pellet food bar

by allthoughtswork

And Apple would like to upgrade you to the iPellet-Xfinity for just $429.

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August 10, 2017

Teenagers today

by allthoughtswork

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August 6, 2017

Phubbing

by allthoughtswork
/ˈfəbiNG/
noun informal
the practice of ignoring one’s companion or companions in order to pay attention to one’s phone or other mobile device.Image result for phubbing

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July 11, 2017

Why I’ve never “liked” a damned thing

by allthoughtswork

Seriously, folks, an ubernerd friend introduced me to an app that tracks cookies and other naughty little intrusions into each page of my online experience and it found Facebook following me around like a gahdammed rabid puppy. I’ve never opened a Facebook account, I’ve never viewed a Facebook page, I’ve never clicked a freakin’ thing with “Facebook” in the address. It’s like having all the thrill and terror of a stalker without the romantic cred.

PS: I hear Pinterest is just as bad.

June 5, 2017

How big is your dongle?

by allthoughtswork

June 5, 2017

Oh, snap!

by allthoughtswork

The tweets are good this week, especially the voting one and the Earth one.

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