Archive for ‘keto’

January 22, 2019

Read tea leaves, learn your future; eat pizza dough, learn your future pants size

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Dat pizza dough

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January 21, 2019

I don’t wanna taco ’bout it

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This Mexican restaurants menu...

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January 11, 2019

Diet Motivational Tip: Try on the clothes you wore last year

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Testing my clothing from last year

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December 13, 2018

The River Diabeetus

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Spilt chocolate is seen on a road in Werl, Germany December 10, 2018 in this picture obtained from social media. Picture taken December 10, 2018. FEUERWEHR WERL/via REUTERS THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. MANDATORY CREDIT. NO RESALES. NO ARCHIVES.

You’re too late, they’ve already cleaned up the river of liquid chocolate that oozed out of a malfunctioning storage tank at a chocolate factory in Westoennen, Germany.

You’re just going to have to get fat the old-fashioned way: visiting relatives over the holidays and self-medicating against them with M&Ms and scotch.

December 4, 2018

Breakfast is the most impor–om, nom, nom, nom!

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November 28, 2018

Available in sizes M to WTF

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Image result for leftovers are for quitters

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November 20, 2018

(slurp!)

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A noodle shop near my house

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Keep eating carbs like that and no one’s gonna wanna look at yours.

October 23, 2018

I feel dirty and hungry. Mostly dirty.

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This sign outside the butcher shop

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September 18, 2018

Truth in advertising

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Saw this in Russia

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I mean, ever see the color of that stuff?

September 17, 2018

Why you never see me seated

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My stomach when I stand up and when I sit

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