Archive for ‘keto’

March 7, 2019

Don’t get gut shot

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February 16, 2019

Playin’ chicken

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Just order a chicken sandwich? Maybe you did and maybe you didn’t. Better watch this.

February 2, 2019

They’d have to be

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Such thought given to our meat...

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February 1, 2019

No, thanks, I’m sweet enough already

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Pro Tip: Food doesn’t have ingredients. Food is ingredients. Nature doesn’t print anything on its packaging because it doesn’t need to. Now, go make lunch.

FYI: Stevia isn’t artificial, it’s as real as a mint leaf. You can steep dried stevia in hot water and get the goodies without any further molestation. Let’s see beets do that.

January 27, 2019

Steer clear

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January 26, 2019

BMI = Belly Melting Index

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My cat melted

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Or how much pudge flows out around you when at rest.

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January 22, 2019

Read tea leaves, learn your future; eat pizza dough, learn your future pants size

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Dat pizza dough

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January 21, 2019

I don’t wanna taco ’bout it

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This Mexican restaurants menu...

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January 11, 2019

Diet Motivational Tip: Try on the clothes you wore last year

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Testing my clothing from last year

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December 13, 2018

The River Diabeetus

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Spilt chocolate is seen on a road in Werl, Germany December 10, 2018 in this picture obtained from social media. Picture taken December 10, 2018. FEUERWEHR WERL/via REUTERS THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. MANDATORY CREDIT. NO RESALES. NO ARCHIVES.

You’re too late, they’ve already cleaned up the river of liquid chocolate that oozed out of a malfunctioning storage tank at a chocolate factory in Westoennen, Germany.

You’re just going to have to get fat the old-fashioned way: visiting relatives over the holidays and self-medicating against them with M&Ms and scotch.