Archive for ‘London’

October 8, 2019

Ya cheap bastards

by allthoughtswork

key hack for using a trolley without a £1 coin

Not in for a penny, not in for a pound, they stick in their house keys and trolley comes ’round.

October 4, 2019

Now I know where to go in Scotland to hit on men

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September 25, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #36

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“I drive a lot in London and I like it. And I have to say, the reason why I drive a lot is because my husband never learned to drive. In my opinion.”

–Jo Brand

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September 21, 2019

Around the world in 14 accents

by allthoughtswork

Linguistic tour starts at 1:31

I gotta say, Dunc, that little Canadian spud might be more Scottish than thu.

September 12, 2019

So THAT’S why British stairs are so pokey

by allthoughtswork

Stuffed shirts are cheap bastards no matter which side of the pond you build, it seems.

September 10, 2019

Just a little deadly cruise across the English Channel

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The fact that these people had to be pulled inside off the deck for their own safety tells me there are English versions of our American morons who stand out in hurricanes with selfie sticks.

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September 10, 2019

Say cheese!

by allthoughtswork

The new spot Pick & Cheese in London (which I assume is a lame take on “pick and choose”) now offers 25 kinds of fromage comin’ at you on a conveyor belt, sushi-style.

Somebody needs to get all that pesky fruit and bread off those plates….

September 1, 2019

Let’s play “Karate, Amphetamines, or Wasp?”

by allthoughtswork

Care to explain yourself, Duncan?

July 11, 2019

Because they’ve got a bit of ginger in them, that’s why

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I asked the farmer "Why Meghan Markle?" He said "Because they've got a bit of ginger in them"

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July 3, 2019

The British accent

by allthoughtswork

I personally have four accents: Nice-ta-meetcha, Coffee Hasn’t Kicked in Yet, Authoritarian, and Fuck You the Coffee is Working Fine Now