Archive for ‘London’

July 11, 2019

Because they’ve got a bit of ginger in them, that’s why

by allthoughtswork

I asked the farmer "Why Meghan Markle?" He said "Because they've got a bit of ginger in them"

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July 3, 2019

The British accent

by allthoughtswork

I personally have four accents: Nice-ta-meetcha, Coffee Hasn’t Kicked in Yet, Authoritarian, and Fuck You the Coffee is Working Fine Now

June 24, 2019

John Pinette reviews London

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June 4, 2019

Camilla’s wink is all sane people

by allthoughtswork

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Charles was leading Agolf Twitler into tea and the Duchess of Cornwall let us all in on the joke.

 

April 14, 2019

Don’t blow smoke up my ass

by allthoughtswork

That phrase had very real, very literal beginnings. Brits used to believe tobacco smoke, pumped into specific orifices, could revive near-drowning victims by warming the bowels.

Today, Londoners heat their colons with Vindaloo curry but the effect rarely revives anyone, it just reinvigorates their desire to die.

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April 14, 2019

Postmen got game

by allthoughtswork

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1930s London postal regulations allowed wild game to be sent through the mail as long as “no liquids were likely to exude.” Ew.

April 10, 2019

I’d never make it in London

by allthoughtswork

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October 24, 2018

Who did it creepier, Highgate, London, or Leadville, Colorado?

by allthoughtswork

I’ve been to the old Leadville cemetery and this video doesn’t do it justice. It goes on forever into the woods with no point of reference, you’re constantly tripping into the sunken furrows of unmarked graves, worn marble headstones jut out of the ground everywhere to stare at you like faceless ghosts, and it’s silent out there. Ain’t nobody to hear to scream.

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August 27, 2018

History of London: Paper Origami Animation

by duncanr

July 23, 2018

Quit yer whinging

by allthoughtswork

The grass in Hyde Park, London, is seen scorched and yellow

Brits have the cheek to be appalled by the crispy Serengeti look global warming is wreaking upon their famous lawns. In Portland, Oregon, we just call that summer.

Tip: Ignore it, pour yourself something cool, and savor not dragging out the lawn mower until October. Remember, beige goes with everything.