Archive for ‘marriage’

June 16, 2019

Take the love test!

by allthoughtswork

I lived on MST3K my last two years of university. Well, that and cheap pasta.

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June 10, 2019

EMOJA!

by allthoughtswork

“According to tradition, women cannot rule,” says an angry man who’s wife left him to live in Emoja.

Being given away like property after having her genitals cut off wasn’t workin’ for her, dude. Kinda like the way having old, white men decide what we can do with our uteruses here in the States isn’t working for us. 

You may not think that’s an apt comparison but it’s a slippery slope, people, it’s a slippery slope.

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May 26, 2019

Marriage: If you’re a Woman, Don’t Bother

by duncanr

Married people are happier than other population subgroups, but only when their spouse is in the room when they’re asked how happy they are. When the spouse is not present: fucking miserable,”

Evidence suggests happiest subgroup of population are women who never married or had kids

more – here

April 14, 2019

Can you wait a bit ?

by duncanr


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April 5, 2019

Best Man Speeches

by duncanr


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the second vid is one I’ve posted on here before but it makes me laugh so here . . .

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March 28, 2019

Starting a fight with the wife

by allthoughtswork

Starting a fight with the wife

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February 19, 2019

Shut it

by allthoughtswork

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February 17, 2019

Well, duh….

by allthoughtswork

Bearded Men

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…If they cheated on bearded women, the bearded women would beat the shit out of them. Grammar, bitches.

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February 12, 2019

Full disclosure

by allthoughtswork

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A therapist said, “One couple came in for what they said was a ‘disclosure’ issue. I assumed one partner had been having an affair.

They sat down and the husband said right away, ‘I have to confess that I’ve been having a conversation with a married woman on Ashley Madison, and I think I want to meet her in person. We need to talk about this.’

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February 8, 2019

Wife Gets Quickie

by duncanr

a newly married woman in Kuwait allegedly tripped and fell as she and her husband were leaving the ceremony

instead of helping her to her feet her husband apparently called her a stupid woman, whereupon, it is reported, she returned to the judge, demanded, and was granted, an annulment after just 3 minutes of married life – http://tinyurl.com/ybvfagrj

hhmmn, I have a feeling this marriage was never a love match ?