Archive for ‘medical’

November 9, 2019

Strange answers to the psychopath test

by allthoughtswork

Still one of the most unsettling TED talks I’ve ever seen. On so many levels.

October 18, 2019

No lines, no copay

by allthoughtswork



I went to the doctor. He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said, “What, like butter?”

He said, “NO. Just don’t eat anything, Fatty!”

October 12, 2019

The cold and flu and vape season

by allthoughtswork

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Apparently, the symptoms of dying from vaping are so similar to the symptoms of dying from the flu and pneumonia that doctors can’t tell the dif until the post-mortem.

The next time I see another cloud of chemically-cherry-scented vapor billowing out from some nimrod’s car in front of me, idiot-signalling his underdeveloped neocortex and forcing me to shut all my windows and turn off my heater to no avail, I will relax and think, “Tick, tock, asshole. Save a puff for Jesus.”

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September 24, 2019

Dead Men Talking

by allthoughtswork

The last doctor’s appointment you’ll ever have is with a medical examiner. WARNING: GRAPHIC

September 14, 2019

Which cellphone brands are melting your nuts through your pocket right now?

by allthoughtswork

Answer: All of them.

September 11, 2019

Bite me

by allthoughtswork

August 15, 2019

Brilliant and scorching documentary: That Sugar Film

by allthoughtswork

Finally found this online for free (at least in the U.S.). Anyone who eats food should watch this, twice.

It’s rife with British celebrity cameos, eye-rolling humor, engaging special effects, and the most mind-blowing game of sugary hide-and-go-seek you’ll ever play in the natural foods section of your grocery store. Dude eats “health food” and blows up like an American in a matter of months.

And the sweet stuff is just the tip of the death iceberg….

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August 7, 2019

Medical Cock-Up

by duncanr

let’s talk this over, eh ?

a 70 yr old man has been awarded £20,000 compensation after his medical notes were mixed up with those of another patient and doctors at Leicester Royal Infirmary performed the wrong procedure on him

he had gone in for a bladder procedure and came out, instead, with a . . .

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July 29, 2019

Macy’s is selling the Anorexia Starter Plate

by allthoughtswork

The plates in Macy's

Well, they were but they pulled it. Thinking adults had to explain to them why it was a stupid idea. Macy’s, you suck.

PS: That center circle is about 2 inches wide. Hope two chicken nuggets does it for you.

July 10, 2019

Annoying interviewer is the female version of Piers Morgan

by allthoughtswork

Is this an interview or a stoning? Every time I hear that forceful, self-important inhale of hers, I know she’s gearing up to take another whack.  This is one of the most sloped-foreheaded, uninformed, unempathetic women I’ve ever witnessed. Besides evangelists, I mean.

Come to think of it, she’s probably one of the traumatized children he’s talking about it. She sounds triggered. Hmm.

Gabor Maté is a sage. His approach to addiction and mental health removes the sting and stigma while simultaneously empowering the sufferer–let’s see religion or Prozac do that. I’ll wager my house she’s intimately acquainted with both.