Archive for ‘millennials’

August 18, 2019

This is your rifle. This is your gun.

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August 5, 2019

Darwin Award gold medalists: People dying while trying to see where somebody died

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That rotted old bus in Alaska where Chris McCandless exited the world in the movie Into the Wild (and in real life), apparently it’s like flypaper for catching stupid humans. Uh, sorry, dude, you’re not a pilgrim, you’re bear chow with a GoPro.


February 17, 2019

Isn’t this crap over yet?

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A picture of hipsters taking a picture of food.


I don’t mean the food selfies, I mean the skinny jeans. Okay, and the food selfies.

January 27, 2019

I’m with Bill on this one: Grow the fuck up

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“Adulting” is not a word, it’s not ironic, and it’s not optional. It’s fuckin’ life, people, get one.

January 26, 2019

This woman is everything I feel about idiots on phones

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December 15, 2018

We quit the internet for a month

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It’s fun to watch Millennials twitch and squirm.

November 7, 2018

This may explain tomorrow’s election results

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November 3, 2018

Starting watching at 51:35 and VOTE, damnit!

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October 15, 2018

How are you a hipster? Let me count the ways

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We are doomed


The slim fit plaid shirt. That’s been worn twice.

The slim fit dark denim. Worn twice.

Those cuffs. Jesus.

The patent leather boots, still shiny and fooling no one.

Wearing a watch instead of a Fitbit, to be ironic.

Only skin color on entire body gracing the arm he rests along the driver’s side window of his millennialmobile.

Too cool to read the instructions on the hand truck, hunh, Kody?

March 10, 2018

Social media: Never used it, never will

by allthoughtswork

I’ll climb on any soap box at the drop of a hat and give you an earful about the cerebral evils of social media. The closest I come to chasing that dragon is You Tube but 98% of the videos I watch on there are instructive and educational. The rest I get from Duncan.