Archive for ‘movies’

June 4, 2020

What Disney doesn’t want you to see

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Snow White isn't taking any more bs from the dwarfs

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*I laughed for fully five minutes at the thought of her sweet movie voice saying those words down that hole, then clapping her hands together and giggling.

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May 5, 2020

Oregon winery opens a drive-in movie theater…with wine

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So, let me get this straight: You drink alcohol all night in your car, you honk the horn when you have to pee, then you must drive away to find a restroom?

(raises hand)

“I have a question…”

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May 4, 2020

Use the Force, resist the Nutter Butters

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HOPEs Trend Topic: Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you, your lightsaber battles ...

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Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies! | That is Evil!

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April 25, 2020

Daily Comedy: Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Being From Another Planet”

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During my last year of college, I used to cross my small backyard at night on the weekends to visit a friend who lived in the ratty-ass duplex behind my ratty-ass duplex. This was in the days of cable and giant cathode ray tube televisions that heated up like toaster ovens. She introduced me to the wonders of MST3K.

We sat on her living room floor getting smockered and laughing at Tom Servo and Crow until our abs hurt the following morning. She used to drink Apricot Schnapps in a juice glass and eat tomato paste straight from the can with a spoon. I stuck to Bailey’s Irish Cream and port wine cheese spread, because I’m not weird. We both held Skör candy bars aloft before eating them, shrieking, “Skörrrrr!” in a Valkyrie’s operatic wail.

I guess you had to be there. All hail Gamera.

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April 24, 2020

Pennywise workin’ harder during coronavirus

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Pennywise out here testing me

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April 20, 2020

Put a selfie stick where a gun was and the jokes just write themselves

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Replacing guns with selfie sticks is so much fun!

Replacing guns with selfie sticks is so much fun!

Self-reflective narcissism, insecure hierarchy signaling, wishful thinking about the male genitalia…I don’t even know where to begin.

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April 20, 2020

Seen it

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My Township Has Some Funny Business Owners

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April 17, 2020

You’ll just have to start thinking now

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Love The Sense Of Humor Of This Sign Owner

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April 12, 2020

Still violent

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Quarantine-Coronavirus-Jokes-Memes

April 2, 2020

Making a good impression

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