Yup, you read that right.
I was really, really hoping she’d switch from hyperventilating to screaming so he could slap her. Hell, I’ll do it for him, just tell me where she is, the ignorant cow.
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October 3, 2018
You had me at “giant Technicolor squirrels”
September 18, 2018
Color me impressed
I can do this, too, but only bright red and only without sunscreen.
September 16, 2018
“It’s gonna be a triple breach!”
Never before have I been so torn between allowing the peaceful beauty of nature to wash over me and beating a tourist to death.
September 15, 2018
Toddler? Hedgehog!
September 15, 2018
Fake Weather
intrepid weather channel reporter steadfastly carries on despite apparent danger of being blown off his feet by Hurricane Florence – meanwhile, two guys casually strolling by in the background suggest reporter is hamming it up for the camera . . .
September 14, 2018
Hurricane Florence : FEMA Waffle Test
ever wondered how FEMA measures the extent of damage suffered by an area following a natural disaster?
availability of waffles apparently is an important index . . . http://tinyurl.com/yc9cxuzq
September 13, 2018
