He barely survived the mating season.
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June 21, 2019
Chip and Dale smackdown!
As in the human world, there’s a lot of fronting and talking shit. We have Douglas squirrels in Oregon and, trust me, the shit talk never ends.
June 19, 2019
Want some nightmares?
- Largest known shark in ocean, Deep Blue, is tagged with a tracking device.
- Submersible camera that is shaped a little bit like a seal follows tracking device.
- Obvious conclusion.
June 18, 2019
Creepy or adorable? It’s a fine line underwater
Funniest documentary intro ever. Attenborough should get in on this.
June 12, 2019
Puffies!
It is my coastal mission in life to see a freakin’ puffin. Apparently, they are around, just never where I’m at.
Well, today it’s so freakin’ hot in Portland, Oregon, that I’m spending all day on the cool beach, so look out, puffies, my zoom lens is ready.
PS: Baby puffins are called pufflings. I’m dying.
May 30, 2019
Tide tables. Learn ’em, respect ’em.
This is a big deal in Oregon because when you take away the agua, you don’t get a nice, flat plain of sand. You get mud. Black, stinking, quicksand-esque, soul-sucking mud. People have to be rescued. Make that idiots. Idiots have to be rescued.
May 28, 2019
Mad Hatters in the Wild: Vellela vellela
Hundreds of thousands of glassy blue jellyfish were strewn across drizzly, post-storm Arcadia Beach.
