Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

June 19, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #22

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“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”

–Steve Landesberg

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June 5, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #20

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“At the risk of sounding like the doctor that delivered you: This could get ugly.”

–Niles, The Nanny

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May 29, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #19

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“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.”

 

— Unknown 

 

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May 15, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #17

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“We enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.”

— John F. Kennedy

 

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May 8, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #16

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“You’re not thinking; you’re merely being logical.”

–Neils Bohr

Think it through.

May 1, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #15

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“On the other side of fear is you.”

–Kurt Russell

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Mt. Evans, first 14000’+ mountain I ever climbed. 22 more followed. Best fucking time of my life.

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April 24, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #14

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“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened. “

–Winston Churchill

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April 17, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #13

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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

— Friedrich Neitzsche

 

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April 10, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #12

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“A doctor’s job is to keep us alive but they only get paid when we’re sick, think about that.”

— Me

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April 3, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #11

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“So, I don’t carry a gun because I don’t want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun, I’d rather they would respect me.”

— Andy Griffith

 

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