Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

January 1, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #50

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“Change what you do. Change your world. If enough people change their world, we change the world.”

— Sir Ken Robinson

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December 25, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #49

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“Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.”

— Elbert Hubbard

 

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December 18, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday – #48

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“You need to either change your doctor or change your doctor.”

— Carl Franklin, 2 Keto Dudes

 

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December 11, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #47

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“Best comedy show on TV? ‘COPS’! What’s funnier than white trash under pressure? Nothing!….That’s the reason TV was invented. TV was invented to make you feel better about yourself. And what’s better than redneck failure for thirty minutes?”

–Patton Oswalt

 

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December 4, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #46

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“Love people, not things; use things, not people.”

— Spencer W. Kimball

 

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November 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #45

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“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”

— George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

 

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November 20, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #44

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“You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”

— Betty Davis

 

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November 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #43

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“Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.”

— Caldwell Esselstyn

 

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November 6, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #42

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“Something quite bad happens when we start to go out into the adult world and start to choose love partners. We think we’re out to find partners who make us happy, but we’re not. We’re out to find partners who will feel familiar. And that may be a very different thing because familiarity may be bound up with particular kinds of torture.”

— Alain de Botton, The School of Life

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October 30, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #41

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“I dunno if you know this but the word ‘testify’ actually comes from the ancient Roman practice of Roman men, when they were in court swearing an oath, they had to clutch their testicles. It’s true! And it does work, actually, I’ve found, because if you clutch a bloke’s testicles quite hard, he swears an oath. It’s brilliant!”

— Jo Brand

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