Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

April 17, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #13

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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

— Friedrich Neitzsche

 

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April 10, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #12

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“A doctor’s job is to keep us alive but they only get paid when we’re sick, think about that.”

— Me

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April 3, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #11

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“So, I don’t carry a gun because I don’t want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun, I’d rather they would respect me.”

— Andy Griffith

 

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March 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #10

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“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

— Dorothy Parker

 

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March 20, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #9

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“The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care.”

— Hugh MacLeod

 

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March 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #8

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“A woman who does not require validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet.”

— Mohadesa Najumi

 

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March 7, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #7

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“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

–unknown

 

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February 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #6

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“Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends: They’re much more concerned about getting inside you than being effective once they’re in there.”

— John Oliver

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February 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #4

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“I don’t fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn’t work.”

— Christopher Titus

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February 6, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #3

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“Beards are the merkins of masculinity, they don’t make you virile any more than big tits make women nurturing.”

— Me

 

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