“Thy tongue waggles like a duck’s butt sliding down an icy hill backwards.”
–Greg Proops, Who’s Line Is It Anyway?
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August 14, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #30
“The brain can develop new circuits even later on in life and that’s called neuroplasticity…for which I will say thank God for neuroplasticity because I’m 73 now and I do not wish to be as stupid as I was when I was 71.”
–Gabor Maté
August 7, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #29
July 31, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #28
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
July 24, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #27
July 17, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #26
Dorothy Parker was on her honeymoon when Harold Ross, an editor for the New Yorker, asked her why she was late with a book review.
She replied: “I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.”
July 3, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #24
“I’d like a pill that’d make me six stone, then I could eat me way back up to ten. What a bloody brilliant weekend that would be, wouldn’t it?”
–Jo Brand
June 26, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #23
June 19, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #22
“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”
–Steve Landesberg
June 5, 2019
