Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

August 12, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #70

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When someone abuses you, they’re saying, “This is how little I think you are worth.”

When you allow it, you’re saying, “I agree.”

–Me

I Can’t Take This Anymore | Sit down, relax, & read

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August 5, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #69

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“It turns out the answer to my problems wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.”

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 2, 2020

 

Need To Eat A Pint Of Ice Cream At Once? Try One Of These Healthier Versions | HuffPost Life

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July 28, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #68

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“A cliché is really a brilliant metaphor that is a victim of its own success.”

–James Geary

 

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July 21, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #67

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“Between you and me, those rescue cats can’t even swim, let alone rescue anyone.”

–Milton Jones

Comedian Milton Jones: I’ve paid my kids to come up with jokes for me | Metro News

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July 15, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #66

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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

–Mae West

male pattern boldness: Mae West Style + GIVEAWAY!

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July 7, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #65

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“Having a thin body isn’t a personality trait. Being beautiful is not an accomplishment.”

–Anastasia Garcia

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June 9, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #61

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“It’s a brownie. You’re not eating it for your nutrition, you’re eating it for your head. Carb addiction, baby.”

–Dr. Robert Cywes

Laughing Vault - Funny Pictures: Snoop Dogg makes the best brownies

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June 2, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #60

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“Does it burn anything other than bunsen?”

–Rob Beckett

I Think You're Overreacting Funny Chemistry Teacher Pun

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May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

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“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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May 20, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #58

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“You can’t find what you believe is lost.”

— Abraham-Hicks

 

The “Streetlight Effect”: a metaphor for knowledge and ignorance | Axis, Praxis

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