April 1, 2020
by allthoughtswork
“One thing that bugs me about religion, you never see a church with free Wi-Fi. Why is that? That bothers me. Restaurants, coffee shops, dive bars even have free Wi-Fi, never a church. I think I figured out why. I think it’s ‘cuz no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.”
— Mark Normand
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January 1, 2020
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“Change what you do. Change your world. If enough people change their world, we change the world.”
— Sir Ken Robinson
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December 25, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.”
— Elbert Hubbard
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December 18, 2019
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“You need to either change your doctor or change your doctor.”
— Carl Franklin, 2 Keto Dudes
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December 11, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“Best comedy show on TV? ‘COPS’! What’s funnier than white trash under pressure? Nothing!….That’s the reason TV was invented. TV was invented to make you feel better about yourself. And what’s better than redneck failure for thirty minutes?”
–Patton Oswalt
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December 4, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“Love people, not things; use things, not people.”
— Spencer W. Kimball
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November 27, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”
— George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
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November 20, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”
— Betty Davis
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November 13, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“Genetics loads the gun, lifestyle pulls the trigger.”
— Caldwell Esselstyn
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November 6, 2019
by allthoughtswork
“Something quite bad happens when we start to go out into the adult world and start to choose love partners. We think we’re out to find partners who make us happy, but we’re not. We’re out to find partners who will feel familiar. And that may be a very different thing because familiarity may be bound up with particular kinds of torture.”
— Alain de Botton, The School of Life
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