Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

August 21, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #31

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“Thy tongue waggles like a duck’s butt sliding down an icy hill backwards.”

–Greg Proops, Who’s Line Is It Anyway?

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August 14, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #30

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“The brain can develop new circuits even later on in life and that’s called neuroplasticity…for which I will say thank God for neuroplasticity because I’m 73 now and I do not wish to be as stupid as I was when I was 71.”

–Gabor Maté

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August 7, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #29

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“Everybody has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.”

–J.P. Morgan

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July 31, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #28

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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

Robert A. Heinlein

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July 24, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #27

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“Any story about your past is a lie because you’re not that person anymore.”

–Me

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July 17, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #26

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Dorothy Parker was on her honeymoon when Harold Ross, an editor for the New Yorker, asked her why she was late with a book review.

She replied: “I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.”

 

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July 3, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #24

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“I’d like a pill that’d make me six stone, then I could eat me way back up to ten. What a bloody brilliant weekend that would be, wouldn’t it?”

–Jo Brand

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June 26, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #23

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“Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.”

–Mark Twain, Puddn’head Wilson

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June 19, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #22

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“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”

–Steve Landesberg

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June 5, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #20

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“At the risk of sounding like the doctor that delivered you: This could get ugly.”

–Niles, The Nanny

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