“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”
–Steve Landesberg
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June 5, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #20
“At the risk of sounding like the doctor that delivered you: This could get ugly.”
–Niles, The Nanny
May 29, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #19
“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.”
— Unknown
May 15, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #17
“We enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.”
— John F. Kennedy
May 8, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #16
“You’re not thinking; you’re merely being logical.”
–Neils Bohr
Think it through.
May 1, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #15
“On the other side of fear is you.”
–Kurt Russell
Mt. Evans, first 14000’+ mountain I ever climbed. 22 more followed. Best fucking time of my life.
April 24, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #14
“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened. “
–Winston Churchill
April 17, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #13
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
— Friedrich Neitzsche
April 10, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #12
“A doctor’s job is to keep us alive but they only get paid when we’re sick, think about that.”
— Me
April 3, 2019
One-Liner Wednesday — #11
“So, I don’t carry a gun because I don’t want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun, I’d rather they would respect me.”
— Andy Griffith
