Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

February 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #4

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“I don’t fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn’t work.”

— Christopher Titus

 

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February 6, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #3

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“Beards are the merkins of masculinity, they don’t make you virile any more than big tits make women nurturing.”

— Me

 

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January 30, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #2

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“He’s so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.”

–Foghorn Leghorn

 

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January 23, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #1

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“We’re never more brilliant than when we’re trying to justify our own bad behavior.”

–Vinnie Tortorich

 

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