Archive for ‘One-Liner Wednesday’

March 7, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #7

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“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

–unknown

 

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February 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #6

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“Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends: They’re much more concerned about getting inside you than being effective once they’re in there.”

— John Oliver

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February 13, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #4

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“I don’t fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn’t work.”

— Christopher Titus

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February 6, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #3

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“Beards are the merkins of masculinity, they don’t make you virile any more than big tits make women nurturing.”

— Me

 

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January 30, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #2

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“He’s so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.”

–Foghorn Leghorn

 

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January 23, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #1

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“We’re never more brilliant than when we’re trying to justify our own bad behavior.”

–Vinnie Tortorich

 

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