Archive for ‘Only in America’

November 10, 2019

Why do Americans vote on Tuesday? Nobody knows

by allthoughtswork

It made sense in 1845, but this is 2019 and American employers are allowed to fire their employees if they take off work to cast their ballot.

You smell that? Smells like bullshit.

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November 10, 2019

Lifeguard fired for saving a man’s life

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Yup, Florida.

November 3, 2019

Did you fall back this morning…into bed?

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An extra hour of Daylight Saving Time did nothing for me. It took that long to reset all 14 clocks around the place–ten minutes to fiddle with them and fifty minutes to remember where the hell they all were.

And it’s California’s fault. Apparently, Oregon and Washington voted to end this nonsense but without the other state in our time zone piling on, it can’t be executed. Which is bullshit because Arizona hasn’t participated since the 60s. Except the Navajo nation.

Which sort of fucks up my Native American meme. Yah-ta-hey.

October 25, 2019

Home Depot Tube Battle!

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October 19, 2019

The Mudra is the middle finger and the mantra is tears

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Daily Cartoon Tuesday October 15th

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October 15, 2019

Ready for football season?

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More suggestions are:

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October 15, 2019

Autumn in Oregon, when the trees and sasquatch are in full color

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A friend of a friend sent me this pic of himself enjoying the fall colors!

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September 23, 2019

In Kentucky, the Tootsie Rolls are on Lucifer

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September 23, 2019

The real reason Snickers changed its name back to Marathon

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Pick one:

It looks more like a sport protein bar.

It sounds more like a sport protein bar.

It removes the clear candy association our brains have made with the name Snickers for nearly 90 years.

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September 18, 2019

I dare Fox to air this commercial, I fuckin’ DARE them.

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