Archive for ‘Only in America’

July 4, 2018

Happy 4th of July! (Neener, neener, Duncan)

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Once a year it’s fun to joke around with my friends across the pond.. Happy July 4th Brits!

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I found the perfect way to celebrate: I’ve been retiring every day at 6 PM and rising at 3 AM, elegantly avoiding the heat and all the annoying shenanigans drunken idiots get into around here after dark. Yee-haw.

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June 16, 2018

Cheat-ohs, the cheese puff-flavored ice cream dipped in cheese puff dandruff

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The New York-based ice cream shop <a href="https://www.instagram.com/biggayicecream/" target="_blank">Big Gay Ice Cream</a> e

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America is going straight to hell.

June 15, 2018

Are we talking two-legged or four?

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Unexpected Twist

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May 29, 2018

Comedian Kathleen Madigan reads juicy bits of “Fire and Fury” as bedtime story

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This is some funny shit, not funny-ha-ha, but funny-it’s-sanctimoniously-gratifying-when-loathsome-assholes-get-owned. More here.

May 25, 2018

World’s smallest city park in Portland, Oregon, just got more official

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Mill Ends Park in 2013.

Yes, it’s real. Yes, we’re serious. This is Portland.

May 24, 2018

It’s Memorial Day weekend, do you know where your grill tongs are?

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While the rest of you stand around outside in the skin-peeling heat with your warming bottles of microbrew, arguing over gas or briquettes, and listening to your dog vomit up the package of jalapeno bratwurst he got into earlier, I’ll be letting my oven do all the work for me in a big, ol’ roasting pan:

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Except I won’t be using buns because my buns are big enough as it is….

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May 22, 2018

Tornado Yoga: Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

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Welcome to springtime in America.

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April 18, 2018

All my suspicions confirmed

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Comey is a smart, smart man. No wonder Trump was afraid of him.

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April 13, 2018

The U.S. military in its infinite wisdom

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Yup, like the President’s Pee Tape, it really happened.

April 2, 2018

And just look at Detroit now

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post13 and look at Detroit now