Archive for ‘Only in America’

July 15, 2019

Conversations overheard in L.A.

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Overheard La


July 5, 2019

And now, the president of the United States….

by allthoughtswork

It’s got to gestate. The word gestate. It’s like when you’re cooking a chicken. Turkey for Thanksgiving. My mother made the best turkey.

Donald Trump, rally in West Virginia, August 21, 2018

Do you see how nice I’m behaving tonight? Have you ever seen this? We’re all behaving very well and hopefully we can keep it that way, right? We’re going to keep it that way.

Donald Trump, rally, October 24, 2018

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June 29, 2019

“It just doesn’t matter!”

by allthoughtswork

A comedy highlight from the classic movie Meatballs is actually a brilliant speech….

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June 24, 2019

What in the name of Satan’s oozing crotch…?

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Yes, that is a rose gold plated Ferrari SUV and, yes, that is an Uber sticker you see in the back window. I was running errands in Portland, Oregon, and it just happened.

I’m going to start drinking now.

PS: If anyone can tell me the exact model of this monstrosity, I’d like to laugh at it accurately.

February 19, 2019

People get in ring with live bull, bull hurts them, crowd shocked

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“Cowboy Pinball”–?! I think the dumb is bleeding northward from Texas and Florida into Kentucky. And I do mean bleeding.

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February 15, 2019

Target, we need to talk

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Right on Target


January 11, 2019

Only in America: 27 pounds of mac ‘n cheese at Costco

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Calm yer tits, tubby, each serving is individually wrapped. Put down the soup spoon.

December 17, 2018

Rainbow Christmas Cards

by duncanr

I have nothing but contempt for families (particularly parents) that turn against a child because of his or her’s sexual orientation or preferred gender identity!

November 7, 2018

This may explain tomorrow’s election results

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November 3, 2018

Starting watching at 51:35 and VOTE, damnit!

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