Archive for ‘Only in America’

November 7, 2018

This may explain tomorrow’s election results

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November 3, 2018

Starting watching at 51:35 and VOTE, damnit!

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October 15, 2018

America is England’s fault

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September 15, 2018

Just another day in Texas

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“The Texas State Board of Education voted Friday to remove mentions of Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from the state’s mandatory history curriculum — but will keep in Moses’ influence on U.S. founding documents, The Dallas Morning News reported.”


September 1, 2018

Times, they are a’ changin’

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My insurance company just sent me one of their annual updates to inform me that it does not cover “…bodily injury or property damage arising out of the use, sale, manufacture, distribution, delivery, transfer, possession, production, planting, growth, cultivation, harvesting, warehousing, processing, or transportation of marijuana…” but “…does not apply to the legitimate use of legally prescribed drugs, under federal law, by a person following orders of a licensed health care professional.”

Luckily, I only have mint in the backyard and I administer that, myself, via mojitos.

July 30, 2018

The Portland Adult Soap Box Derby

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The drunken revelry, the weapons grade water guns, the smell of your own flesh cooking under a hot August sun like a chicken fajita–this is the most Portlandly Portland thing to do in the dog days of summer. 

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July 26, 2018

A man takes pickax to Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star AGAIN

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Good show, sir.

July 4, 2018

Happy 4th of July! (Neener, neener, Duncan)

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Once a year it’s fun to joke around with my friends across the pond.. Happy July 4th Brits!


I found the perfect way to celebrate: I’ve been retiring every day at 6 PM and rising at 3 AM, elegantly avoiding the heat and all the annoying shenanigans drunken idiots get into around here after dark. Yee-haw.

June 16, 2018

Cheat-ohs, the cheese puff-flavored ice cream dipped in cheese puff dandruff

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The New York-based ice cream shop <a href="" target="_blank">Big Gay Ice Cream</a> e


America is going straight to hell.

June 15, 2018

Are we talking two-legged or four?

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Unexpected Twist