Archive for ‘Only in America’

September 18, 2019

I dare Fox to air this commercial, I fuckin’ DARE them.

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September 10, 2019

The Madness of King Donald

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Not only does the emperor have no clothes, he’s fuckin’ nuts.

Anybody with a smidgen of experience with malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder could have told you this back in the 80s and saved us all a sanitarium’s worth of trouble.

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September 3, 2019

You mean this ISN’T a scene from Idiocracy?

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A group of people left their baby in a car to rush a Popeye’s chicken restaurant with a gun because it sold out of a sandwich. 

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September 2, 2019

Laborious Day Weekend

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August 29, 2019

You nailed it, Bill

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August 20, 2019

NRA shoots itself in the foot

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Womp womp.

If only it would aim a few feet higher. Anyway, the rats are jumping ship. 

 

August 6, 2019

Stephen Fry, part angel, part asshole

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He’s charming and personable, to be sure, but he pans entire areas without much investigation. I mean, yeah, Miami can suck under the harsh glare of a midday sun but that’s not really when it shines, is it? Ask Will Smith….

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August 5, 2019

Darwin Award gold medalists: People dying while trying to see where somebody died

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That rotted old bus in Alaska where Chris McCandless exited the world in the movie Into the Wild (and in real life), apparently it’s like flypaper for catching stupid humans. Uh, sorry, dude, you’re not a pilgrim, you’re bear chow with a GoPro.

 

July 31, 2019

Take your stinkin’ border wall and stick it right up yo–Dibs on the seesaw!

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July 18, 2019

Eagles are carrying trash from landfills into Seattle yards

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Give an eagle a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach an eagle he can gorge himself at a dump, he’ll tell a thousand of his friends.

Yeah, eating garbage is gross but it’s what Americans do….

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