Archive for ‘Only in America’

March 29, 2020

Logic in the time of coronavirus

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Choosing the Right Type of Gloves to Protect Your Hands - The Home Depot

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My state of Oregon has decided to slow the spread of germs by letting thousands of people touch what only one person used to touch before:

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March 29, 2020

Coronavirus government briefings

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Coronavirus Goverment Briefings

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Shocked! Shocked!

March 29, 2020

(readies a loogie)

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March 27, 2020

Sick

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March 27, 2020

Making ‘Murica Safe Again

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You all better be corn teening

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December 11, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #47

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“Best comedy show on TV? ‘COPS’! What’s funnier than white trash under pressure? Nothing!….That’s the reason TV was invented. TV was invented to make you feel better about yourself. And what’s better than redneck failure for thirty minutes?”

–Patton Oswalt

 

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November 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #45

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“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”

— George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

 

List of fired White House staff

November 10, 2019

Why do Americans vote on Tuesday? Nobody knows

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It made sense in 1845, but this is 2019 and American employers are allowed to fire their employees if they take off work to cast their ballot.

You smell that? Smells like bullshit.

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November 10, 2019

Lifeguard fired for saving a man’s life

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Yup, Florida.

November 3, 2019

Did you fall back this morning…into bed?

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An extra hour of Daylight Saving Time did nothing for me. It took that long to reset all 14 clocks around the place–ten minutes to fiddle with them and fifty minutes to remember where the hell they all were.

And it’s California’s fault. Apparently, Oregon and Washington voted to end this nonsense but without the other state in our time zone piling on, it can’t be executed. Which is bullshit because Arizona hasn’t participated since the 60s. Except the Navajo nation.

Which sort of fucks up my Native American meme. Yah-ta-hey.