Archive for ‘Only in America’

February 19, 2019

People get in ring with live bull, bull hurts them, crowd shocked

by allthoughtswork

“Cowboy Pinball”–?! I think the dumb is bleeding northward from Texas and Florida into Kentucky. And I do mean bleeding.

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February 15, 2019

Target, we need to talk

by allthoughtswork

Right on Target


January 11, 2019

Only in America: 27 pounds of mac ‘n cheese at Costco

by allthoughtswork

Calm yer tits, tubby, each serving is individually wrapped. Put down the soup spoon.

December 17, 2018

Rainbow Christmas Cards

by duncanr

I have nothing but contempt for families (particularly parents) that turn against a child because of his or her’s sexual orientation or preferred gender identity!

November 7, 2018

This may explain tomorrow’s election results

by allthoughtswork

November 3, 2018

Starting watching at 51:35 and VOTE, damnit!

by allthoughtswork

October 15, 2018

America is England’s fault

by allthoughtswork

September 15, 2018

Just another day in Texas

by allthoughtswork

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“The Texas State Board of Education voted Friday to remove mentions of Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from the state’s mandatory history curriculum — but will keep in Moses’ influence on U.S. founding documents, The Dallas Morning News reported.”


September 1, 2018

Times, they are a’ changin’

by allthoughtswork

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My insurance company just sent me one of their annual updates to inform me that it does not cover “…bodily injury or property damage arising out of the use, sale, manufacture, distribution, delivery, transfer, possession, production, planting, growth, cultivation, harvesting, warehousing, processing, or transportation of marijuana…” but “…does not apply to the legitimate use of legally prescribed drugs, under federal law, by a person following orders of a licensed health care professional.”

Luckily, I only have mint in the backyard and I administer that, myself, via mojitos.

July 30, 2018

The Portland Adult Soap Box Derby

by allthoughtswork

The drunken revelry, the weapons grade water guns, the smell of your own flesh cooking under a hot August sun like a chicken fajita–this is the most Portlandly Portland thing to do in the dog days of summer. 

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