Archive for ‘Only in America’

May 29, 2018

Comedian Kathleen Madigan reads juicy bits of “Fire and Fury” as bedtime story

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This is some funny shit, not funny-ha-ha, but funny-it’s-sanctimoniously-gratifying-when-loathsome-assholes-get-owned. MoreĀ here.

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May 25, 2018

World’s smallest city park in Portland, Oregon, just got more official

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Mill Ends Park in 2013.

Yes, it’s real. Yes, we’re serious. This is Portland.

May 24, 2018

It’s Memorial Day weekend, do you know where your grill tongs are?

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While the rest of you stand around outside in the skin-peeling heat with your warming bottles of microbrew, arguing over gas or briquettes, and listening to your dog vomit up the package of jalapeno bratwurst he got into earlier, I’ll be letting my oven do all the work for me in a big, ol’ roasting pan:

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Except I won’t be using buns because my buns are big enough as it is….

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May 22, 2018

Tornado Yoga: Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

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Welcome to springtime in America.

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April 18, 2018

All my suspicions confirmed

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Comey is a smart, smart man. No wonder Trump was afraid of him.

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April 13, 2018

The U.S. military in its infinite wisdom

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Yup, like the President’s Pee Tape, it really happened.

April 2, 2018

And just look at Detroit now

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March 28, 2018

Utah passes America’s first “Free-Range Parenting” Law

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Free-Range Parenting? Let’s get real, people, it’s actually Organic Cage-Free Childhood, or as we used to call it, childhood.*

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March 25, 2018

And they use a 2700-year-old book of fairy tales to interpret it

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March 17, 2018

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

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Now, they want to arm students. Yup, you read that right: STUDENTS.

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