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July 2, 2020

Technically, if you’re a missionary, it’s the missionary position

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This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

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June 30, 2020

One-liner Wednesday — #64

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“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do and if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time….

…but he loves you.” 

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June 22, 2020

Catholic schools got that covered

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June 14, 2020

Nuns with rulers going out of business

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Miss Dixie O'Dare: Filthy Mouths & Bad Attitudes

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Here’s some good news: Catholic schools are closing. Yup, no more whacking your knuckles for not knowing your catechism, whatever the hell that is.

Private religious schools were always pricey but now they’re practically financially impossible, what with people out of work, social distancing rules requiring less students per classroom, and priests having to wipe down each student individually with hand sanitizer before molesting them. It all adds up.

June 8, 2020

Daily Comedy: “Okay, but now you have pubic hair. Read James Baldwin, read Toni Morrison, read Michael Eric Dyson.”

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June 4, 2020

Remember this when you vote

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Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes: 50 World Changing Ideas From MLK

 

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June 4, 2020

Martin Luther King Jr.

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“The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it.

Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth.

Through violence you murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate….

Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.

Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”

May 29, 2020

Daily Comedy: “I wasn’t good at confession because my dad, for many years, was a defense attorney…”

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May 23, 2020

You can bring this up in church and pray your pew neighbor doesn’t kill you…one way or another

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Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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May 15, 2020

Only 223 days left until Christmas

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Artist Makes Fun And Curious Illustrations That Make Us Look In The Mirror (New Pics)

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Should be an interesting shopping season this time around.