Archive for ‘religion’

January 10, 2018

Damnit, there’s always a catch

by allthoughtswork

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How would you like to pay just $1.00 a year in rent?

You’ll have to be a debtless indigent who’s crazy for Jesus, though, and live in Bavaria. I think I could pull off the indigent bit.

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January 4, 2018

Penis Pulling Power

by duncanr

is size important?

it doesn’t matter what women say in answer to that question, some guys are so convinced it does that they will go to any extreme to try and increase the length of their – what they believe to be – titchy dick

few, however, will go as far as this guy, who must have a massive hang up over the size of his member –
http://tinyurl.com/ybw5alqu

December 15, 2017

Sheep Steals Scene

by duncanr

in this modern re-enactment of the nativity story, Mary foils an attempt to snatch the baby Jesus . . .

December 10, 2017

Divine Intervention

by duncanr


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December 5, 2017

That awkward moment when someone says you have coconut balls….

by allthoughtswork

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…and it’s not a compliment.

November 27, 2017

Another spectacular TED Talk

by allthoughtswork

My god, she’s good. How many universities can we get her to speak at?

November 25, 2017

Flat-Earther builds rocket “without science”

by allthoughtswork

He wants to ride up real high to see for himself if the Earth is flat. There are so, so many jokes to choose from on this one, I’m literally paralyzed with glee.

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November 22, 2017

Is that a Loaf of Bread in your Hand or . . .

by duncanr

hhmmm, following on from ATW’s post suggesting an alternative use for ‘Holiday Obelisks’ at an arts fair – ‘Butt Plugs for Jesus‘, can anyone guess why this brand new statue at Blackfriars Priory, Adelaide, Australia, of St Martin de Porres passing a loaf of bread to a young boy has been covered up following ribald comments upon its unveiling?

No?

perhaps, if I . . .

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November 22, 2017

Butt plugs for Jesus

by allthoughtswork

"Holiday Obelisk" for sale at a local art gallery

You can call them “Holiday Obelisks” all you like at the art fair but you know damned well those things represent¬†precisely¬†what religion does to you.

November 19, 2017

Starbucks, please, please, PLEASE put this on your holiday cups

by allthoughtswork

The dangling sleeves on this T-Rex Christmas sweater

It would set off so many Christians on so many levels, late night comedy show hosts wouldn’t have to write anything for weeks.