That’s how my pans ended up looking on the first try in 1995, anyway.
Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, me or my pancreas), I went on to perfect the art of burnt sugar chiffon cake with burnt sugar buttercream frosting. (Believe me, it tastes waaay better than it sounds. Duncan Hines can suck it.)
Now I’m keto and have to watch lava on You Tube to relive the drama.
Someone plotted the longest straight line you can sail across the earth. It’s 19,940 miles, so update your life insurance and bring that extra gas can.
You can either fear the ZOT! or move far, far away from it. I moved from purple to blue for unrelated reasons, now I have to listen to thunder on the internet. (sigh)
