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August 14, 2018
Planetary alignment
August 12, 2018
Life’s a beach, even on the other side of the globe
You mean Russia’s right over there? Fuck. Time to start visiting southern Oregon beaches so I can look at Japan, instead.
August 12, 2018
Or in my case, natural disasters
Up until way past bedtime last night witnessing rogue waves, land slides, and straight line winds. You Tube, you tempter.
July 16, 2018
Flat Earthers are fun
Well, they’re fun from a distance, so long as none of them make policy in Washington D.C. and I don’t have to talk to any of them.
(sigh) One out of two ain’t bad.
July 15, 2018
Pele’s Hair
When lava spits, it’s saliva instantly hardens into magical goddess hair that can destroy you from the inside, out. You’re welcome.
July 13, 2018
Giant avocados–“Avozillas”–can’t get here fast enough
July 1, 2018
Why you’re not thin, rich, and a sex god…yet
“Ninety-five percent of who we are by the time we’re 35 years old is a memorized set of behaviors, emotional reactions, unconscious habits, hardwired attitudes, beliefs, and perceptions that function like a computer program.”
Yeah, you can reprogram yourself. It’s the easiest and hardest thing you’ll ever do in your lifetime.
June 22, 2018
Lava meeting ice or me trying to make butterscotch?
That’s how my pans ended up looking on the first try in 1995, anyway.
Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, me or my pancreas), I went on to perfect the art of burnt sugar chiffon cake with burnt sugar buttercream frosting. (Believe me, it tastes waaay better than it sounds. Duncan Hines can suck it.)
Now I’m keto and have to watch lava on You Tube to relive the drama.
