Archive for ‘Science’

December 12, 2017

And a lot of 24-year-old men are like two-year-olds and dogs, so….

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dogs

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December 9, 2017

Could you identify your city by smell?

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People actually study this stuff. I grew up in the rural Midwest, so cow and horse aromatherapy doesn’t bother me like burnt French Fry grease and stale cigarettes do. I have friends who swear fresh cut hay makes them hack, yet they can inhale diesel fumes like they’re vaping. That’s weird.

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December 5, 2017

Turn it off at the right time and you’ll have one less nephew to shop for, dude

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December 4, 2017

Yeah, right

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I knew my uncle was full of shit. When anal-retentive narcissists retire, they pick up weird hobbies like Linux and Genealogy.com. According to the most insecure man on Earth, our family descended from the Mayflower crowd and I qualify to join Daughters of the American Revolution. Yeah, right.

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December 4, 2017

Note to self: close the drapes

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December 3, 2017

Brits drink pansy beer

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Hey, I’m just quoting science: “Beer made with Golden Promise, for instance, tasted floral. Meanwhile, Full Pint had a toastier taste.”

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December 1, 2017

Here’s an exotic travel video you’ll never see again

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One evening, soaking in a thermal pool outside the Lava Hot Springs Inn while on vacation in Idaho, I had the pleasure of meeting the scientist responsible for retrieving the space shuttle booster rockets from the sea and refurbishing them. Interesting night.

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November 25, 2017

Microburst or tornado?

by allthoughtswork

You often can’t tell from the damage. This shit gets very real when you’re trying to land a 747 and you don’t see it coming–a disturbingly common occurrence.

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November 25, 2017

Flat-Earther builds rocket “without science”

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He wants to ride up real high to see for himself if the Earth is flat. There are so, so many jokes to choose from on this one, I’m literally paralyzed with glee.

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November 19, 2017

Starbucks, please, please, PLEASE put this on your holiday cups

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The dangling sleeves on this T-Rex Christmas sweater

It would set off so many Christians on so many levels, late night comedy show hosts wouldn’t have to write anything for weeks.