Okay, first let this sweep over you (Warning: GRAPHIC):
Now, imagine this outside your front door, with a badge and a gun:
I recommend taking Alexa into the backyard and setting her on fire.
While there’s still time.
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August 27, 2018
Swirl and Sip
They use several metrics to show
The circular motion and flow
Of wine as it swirls,
As it whirls and it twirls,
Although why, I am too drunk to know.
personally, I can’t be arsed to swirl wine in a glass before taking a little sip of it – I drink wine like I do beer, big gulping mouthfuls of it from a tall glass, or mug, [or mouth to bottle on occasion]
but for those wine drinkers less uncouth than me, here’s the science behind the idea that swirling wine in a glass enhances the drinking experience – http://tinyurl.com/yc68uwro
August 12, 2018
Life’s a beach, even on the other side of the globe
You mean Russia’s right over there? Fuck. Time to start visiting southern Oregon beaches so I can look at Japan, instead.
August 12, 2018
Or in my case, natural disasters
Up until way past bedtime last night witnessing rogue waves, land slides, and straight line winds. You Tube, you tempter.
July 16, 2018
Flat Earthers are fun
Well, they’re fun from a distance, so long as none of them make policy in Washington D.C. and I don’t have to talk to any of them.
(sigh) One out of two ain’t bad.
