Archive for ‘scotland’

February 5, 2019

Kilt Roulette

by allthoughtswork

If we had shows like this in America, I might start watching television again.

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January 29, 2019

Scottish Air Traffic Control

by duncanr

January 25, 2019

Haggis: Warning to Dog Owners

by duncanr

SCOTCH (Stop Cruelty Of The Common Haggis) the organisation behind the protection of all of Scotland’s wild Haggis breeds has issued a warning to dog owners that after the 25th of January the Haggis hunting season is closed as the breeding season starts, and any dog found worrying Haggi in their nesting grounds will be prosecuted.

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/y8zyywen

January 16, 2019

Scotsman: “I’ll see yer Jackalope and raise you a Wild Haggis!”

by allthoughtswork

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No, that’s not where haggis actually comes from. Scotland is just as full of shit as we are.

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December 31, 2018

And so it starts

by duncanr

Hogmany/New Year is the occasion for great celebration in Scotland, much more so than Xmas

indeed, for 400 years – mid 16th century – mid 20th Century – christmas was hardly celebrated at all in Scotland with December 25 only becoming a public holiday in 1958 and Boxing Day . . .not recognised as a festive holiday until 1974 ( http://tinyurl.com/y8fhkxne )

while the rest of the world parties on New Years Eve to say goodbye to the old and welcome in the new, in Scotland, New Year celebrations start before Dec 31 and extend beyond Jan 01

so it was that yesterday saw thousands of ordinary revellers bearing flaming torches join pipers and other entertainers in a parade through the streets of Edinburgh . . .

December 27, 2018

Let the Wind blow High

by duncanr

the kilt (with nothing worn underneath it, of course) has been described as a garment ideally suited for shitting, and shagging – it is not without drawbacks, however, when climbing Scotland’s mountains in mid-December . . .

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December 19, 2018

Duncan gettin’ jiggy with it

by allthoughtswork

More awesome Clanadonia music

December 15, 2018

If ye tak’ the high road (hic) . . .

by duncanr

. an’ ah tak’ the low road, wu’ll maybe no bump intae each other!

in December 2014, the blood alcohol concentration limit for drivers in Scotland was reduced from 80 mg/dL to 50 mg/dL

an expected benefit of this change in the law was a reduction in the number of road traffic accidents (RTAs) attributable, in part, to alcohol consumption

however, a recent study has found that the . . .

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December 15, 2018

Two Scottish nuns arrive in the USA

by allthoughtswork
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One says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.”
 
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
 
Nodding emphatically, the first points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one.
 
The vendor wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
 
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”
December 12, 2018

Ah, yer bum’s oot the windae, it is

by allthoughtswork

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