Archive for ‘sex’

November 12, 2018

Victoria’s Secret, Texas Edition

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Darling, What Do You Think Of This Dress?

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November 11, 2018

Men cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies

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This is soooo true, particularly the part about men being historically okay with women’s suffering as long as it doesn’t affect men.

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October 25, 2018

Beware the “winter penis”

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Yes, it’s real. “Men can expect their penis to shrivel by up to 50% in length and 20% to 30% in girth when the weather gets chilly.”

So, that’s why love blossoms in spring.

October 18, 2018

Try an’ fantasize about me now, ya sick bastards!

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September 30, 2018

The Supreme Court hearings: a little backstory

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Kavanaugh went to the infamous university in this video and, yes, that was his fraternity proudly shouting those horrific words.

September 26, 2018

Can you hear me now?

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September 23, 2018

There’s a moral in there somewhere about herpes

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 The deepest fortune cookie I've ever received

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September 23, 2018

Hell, yeah

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Piecomic-John-Mcnamee-Comics

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September 19, 2018

Trump’s small hands were just the “tip” of the iceberg

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Stormy Daniels gives us all the debriefing we never wanted about the Toddler in Chief’s briefs. Brace yourself.

 

September 18, 2018

Sophie’s choice

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Sophie married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, she was in court filing for a divorce.

“Okay,” the judge said, “tell the Court why you want a divorce.”

“Well, Your Honor,” Sophie began, “every once in a while my brother-in-law would come over for a visit and because he and my husband are so identical-looking, occasionally I’d end up making love to him by mistake.”

“Surely, there must be some difference between the two men,” the judge said.

“You’d better believe there’s a difference, Your Honor. That’s why I want the divorce!”