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August 8, 2020

Damnit, wish I knew this 25 years ago

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August 4, 2020

Daily Comedy: “I have boobs big enough for each of them to have their own boyfriend.”

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August 1, 2020

Daily Comedy: Shall we dance?

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July 29, 2020

Daily Comedy: “‘Cuz no one puts the keys in a Lamborghini, starts the car, and gets out.”

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July 24, 2020

Glory holes are back!

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Glory Hole Recreation Area, New Melones Reservoir | Tuolumne Bikes

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The BC Center for Disease Control in Canada has recommended using a “barrier, like walls (e.g., glory holes)” during intercourse and to “choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.”

Gay porn sites about to crash in 3…2…1….

Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled on Fence in Failed Jump

You’re doing it wrong.

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July 22, 2020

Daily Comedy: From the mouths of babes

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Eggplant: Planting, Growing, and Harvesting Eggplants ...

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A garbage truck hits a bump on the highway and a giant dildo flies out of the back of it and hits the windshield of the car travelling behind.

The embarrassed car driver tells her little boy next to her, “Wow, that was a big bug that just hit our window, wasn’t it?”

The boy replies, “No wonder he couldn’t fly with a cock that big.”

July 20, 2020

As always, use protection

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Brilliant #BLM protest sign.

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July 16, 2020

Mixed drinks are still a Yes

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July 15, 2020

Daily Comedy: Get your Mae West on

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July 15, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #66

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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

–Mae West

male pattern boldness: Mae West Style + GIVEAWAY!

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