Archive for ‘sex’

May 18, 2017

One Night Stands Advice

by duncanr

April 26, 2017

My Wife Refuses to Enter the Room . . .

by duncanr

it’s only Wednesday but already we have a strong contender for Quote of the Week . . .

The model is so realistic, especially in motion, that my wife refuses to enter the room when it is set-up she feels very uncomfortable around it.

hhmmm, I think ‘uncomfortable‘ may be a bit of an understatement here given this device implies her own performance in this regard is not satisfactory . . .

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March 4, 2017

Didn’t See that End Cumming

by duncanr

covered-by-booksit has been reported that the body of an elderly Japanese man – dead 6 months – was found in his flat, buried beneath 6 ton of porn magazines – http://tinyurl.com/jcj2qoh

cleaners have discretely removed the mountain of porn to save embarrassing the man’s relatives – lets hope they remembered to clear his browser history !

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February 22, 2017

Change of Plan

by duncanr

slob120Yesterday I posted of my intention to start exercising in order to lose some of the excess tummy I acquired over the xmas/new year eriod

a recent study, however, found overweight men last an extra 1 min 30 sec longer during sex than their skinnier bros – http://tinyurl.com/zgh9jv9

forget exercising and a healthy diet, then, I’m off to get a case of ale and some samosas – finally, a chance to reach that 2 minute target and set a new personal best !

January 6, 2017

Cleaner Wipes Floor with Randy Pensioner

by duncanr

old-scotsmana jury in Scotland has found a woman not guilty of attempted murder for battering a horny 89 yr old man with a hammer when he tried to get in to her knickers after taking viagra – http://tinyurl.com/gp2ge7n

January 1, 2017

NSFW 2017 Greeting

by duncanr

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December 30, 2016

It’s NOT a Dildo, honest !

by duncanr

a teenage girl was left speechless when she opened this gift from her mum in front of the whole family on Xmas morning . . .

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I kind of just stared at it for a really long time‘, said 18 yr old Shelby Donovan – while her whole family were giggling

why ?

because she was holding it . . .

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December 29, 2016

Dildo Ride on Tram Comes to Premature End

by duncanr

rabbit-found-on-metroif you left your rabbit on a tram travelling between Rochdale and Exchange Square, Manchester, Metrolink are holding it for you – http://tinyurl.com/zowb9zn

[proof of ownership may be required to claim it]

October 27, 2016

Oral Sex in Supermarket

by duncanr

you don’t get this level of customer service at my local store !

full story here – http://tinyurl.com/zkju9m5

October 21, 2016

Sex Starved Leftie Male Seeks Similar Female

by duncanr

snailPoor Jeremy can’t get his leg over because he is left-handed and no right-handed female will have anything to do with him

his luck might be about to change though – the BBC is asking viewers to help find him a mate – http://tinyurl.com/hlnt65m

P.S. once you guys have helped find a mate for Jeremy, perhaps you could find one for me a left-handed (cough) friend of mine