Archive for ‘sex’

February 15, 2019

Imprisoned Penis Breakout

by duncanr

useful information to know !
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p.s., excuse me for being ‘picky’, but ‘using nothing but a condom wrapper‘ is not technically true – scissors are required also!

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February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Danish police

by allthoughtswork

Danish police just posted this for Valentine’s Day with a love letter to all the wanted criminals

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That’s either a love letter to wanted criminals or the Danes have found a unique way of warming up the bedroom in a cold climate.

January 17, 2019

Just pray she doesn’t ask you to spell it

by allthoughtswork

 Tip of the day

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January 16, 2019

The Law of Attraction

by allthoughtswork

Image result for i have herpes wow you too

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If you’re still smoking like a chimney, sleeping on sheets that don’t suit your skin tone, and fucking men you know nothing about, herpes shouldn’t come as that big of a surprise.

January 16, 2019

Some things up

by allthoughtswork

Image result for that's odd this bottle of viagra was full two days ago

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December 30, 2018

Safe Sex Not so Safe Warning

by duncanr

if you practice ‘safe sex’, well done for exhibiting a mature responsible attitude – [in my day, safe sex was not telling the girl your real name or where you lived]

but you might want to read this article – https://www.durexcanada.com/en/product-recall/ – then check the batch number of your unused condoms to be certain you and your partner are not going to be having an awkward conversation in the near future

December 28, 2018

Cock joke

by allthoughtswork

20+ Cynical Comics That Will Have You Exhaling Quickly Through Your Nose

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December 18, 2018

Snowmen have angry hate sex along Oregon highway

by allthoughtswork

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They’re calling it “fighting” but, good people, I ask you to look at the evidence. (The creepy Christmas porno music just cinches it.)

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December 17, 2018

Yup, we all get dressed like that

by allthoughtswork

December 12, 2018

Mom sends son to school with sex doll sheep for nativity play

by allthoughtswork

Helen Cox's son Alfie and the inflatable sheep she bought as part of a shepherd outfit for Alfie's nativity play. When Alfie started to inflate the sheep his teachers realised it was a SEX DOLL. See SWNS story SWSYsheep; A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd costume she bought online - before she realised it came with a blow up SEX DOLL sheep. Helen Cox, 46, bought the ?16.99 fancy dress costume from Amazon for son Alfie's school nativity, and the lad was delighted it came with a free blow up flock. She was puzzled when a teacher told the lad to "take it home" until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes. The mum-of-two found the exact same sheep was on sale as a "stag night bonkin' sheep" - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

When they said bad parenting, they meant frankincense and her.