Archive for ‘social media’

July 16, 2018

And a lot of butt-sniffing, too

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July 2, 2018

Social media: Never used it, never will

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I also eschew all television, ads of any kind, news, and 99.9% of the crap movies they’ve been churning out lately. Life is so fucking good.

June 23, 2018

I love you but I won’t “Like” you

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Let’s be very clear, if you’ve made my day, I’ll tell you. You know, like human beings (used to) do in olden times. I’ll either type it out with punctuation and everything, tell you directly to your face with a smile, or–clutch the pearls!–pick up a phone and actually speak into it.

But I won’t Like anything online. Why? Because the depth of my joy cannot be encompassed and expressed by the click of a button.

Also because Facebook is a dick.

May 28, 2018

Answer: Sanity of the social media moderator

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Question: What can you kiss goodbye twenty minutes into the job?

Think about it. Think about all the diseased fuckery you’ve seen on the internet. That’s the stuff they let through, imagine all the stuff they had to block. Somebody had to do that manually and I hope to god they’re of legal drinking age.

April 26, 2018

Cops attempt to unlock phone of man they killed using his finger

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Seriously? I mean…seriously?¬†

April 11, 2018

Whoopsies

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Cambridge Analytica Congress Testifying Mark Zuckerberg

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Whoopsies is Latin for “that one cell in the correctional facility without WiFi.”

March 22, 2018

Facebook is the herpes of social media

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Because no matter how hard you delete, you can never get rid of it.

Caution: rant approaching….

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March 13, 2018

The kitty: +50 points, the moustache: -200 points

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These guys just logged-on

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March 10, 2018

Social media: Never used it, never will

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I’ll climb on any soap box at the drop of a hat and give you an earful about the cerebral evils of social media. The closest I come to chasing that dragon is You Tube but 98% of the videos I watch on there are instructive and educational. The rest I get from Duncan.

March 9, 2018

Unintended consequences of technology

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