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August 4, 2020

Jurassic snark

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July 29, 2020

Tiger King, anyone?

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July 27, 2020

What, no clamps?

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As a former serious weightlifter, I had to Google the weight of cinder blocks. Depending on the bar, he’s racked up around 175 pounds, which ain’t bad.

What is bad is that half-assed rack with zero stability. I predict five chips out of the cement and one chip out of someone’s metatarsal. Bet you ten bucks he’s lifting in flip-flops.

July 25, 2020

Daily Comedy: Funniest shark bite story ever told

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July 24, 2020

Don’t call yourself “the Kraken” unless you’re rum or have tentacles

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Seattle, Washington, has a new hockey expansion team. This is the logo:

Seattle Kraken: Name, logo revealed for new franchise - Sports Illustrated

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It’s supposed to represent a scary sea monster that instills fear in the hearts of its adversaries. It looks like something a squid squeezed into a toilet bowl after two many bowls of Cap’n Crunch.

News: Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal is Here!

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Is that a menacing red eye or blood in your stool, Mr. Kraken? Take some Imodium, Washington, and try again.

July 21, 2020

Missouri school wants kids to die on the football field

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Hazelwood Central edges SLUH, sets up showdown with CBC | High School Football | stltoday.com

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Well, they may not want it but they’re game if you are.┬áJust sign their waiver absolving them of all liability if Kevin contracts COVID during a home game and he can suit up and play for the Hazelwood School District…until he dies.

Go team!

PS: California and Florida are pulling this shit, too.

July 16, 2020

Crosstraining in 2020

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July 14, 2020

Damnit, Nobbly, they spelled your name wrong again

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July 14, 2020

This is the reason for leg day at the gym

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July 11, 2020

Daily Comedy: “I don’t mind gettin’ the underarm bits, it’s when you get the double-u’s.”

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