Archive for ‘trump’

August 15, 2018

Trump Tower violates clean water laws

by allthoughtswork

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A black heart with blue language and orange hair pollutes a major river in the name of green. Environmental groups are seeing red–also, they’re suing his ass.

*The cartoon above is actually a 19th century commentary on the polluted river Thames but it seems wildly apropos, suddenly.

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August 15, 2018

Melania, is that you?

by allthoughtswork

Who the hell can tell? She’s had so much plastic surgery and injections, her eyes are pushed together in a permanent squint.

But then, I wouldn’t want to look at him, either.

August 12, 2018

Trolling Trump

by duncanr

Step 1: Brush your cat.
Step 2: Form the hair you brushed into a toupee.
Step 3: Place toupee on cat.


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August 11, 2018

Narcissistic pricks, a primer

by allthoughtswork

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August 9, 2018

Trump Postcards

by duncanr

August 9, 2018

Trump’s idea of a “red wave”

by allthoughtswork

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He tried to start a slogan, Twitter set him straight.

Personally, I can’t decide if Tyrannosaurus Rump’s baffling ignorance about the historical meaning of “red wave” is hilarious or terrifying considering he’s been cupping Putin’s ass for two years now. (shudder)

August 4, 2018

Educating Rita. Trump

by duncanr

trump has been widely mocked and ridiculed in the UK for his ignorance regarding the difference between the terms ‘UK’ (United Kingdom),’GB’ (Great Britain), and England – http://tinyurl.com/yacrb744

and rightly so, for doesn’t the arsehole President constantly crow about being a ‘genius’, and his super high IQ?

and yet he hasn’t the remotest idea of the correct name for the place he recently visited ?

and his mother, who emigrated to the USA from Scotland must be ‘birling’ in her grave to think her son believes Scotland to be a part of England – for there is no greater insult to a Scot than to be thought to be English!

and yet, sadly, trump is not . . .

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August 3, 2018

U.S. rolls out replacements for Obamacare

by allthoughtswork

Trumpcare:

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August 3, 2018

When Trump Met Liz

by duncanr

addressing a rally of his supporters, Trump denied reports that he was 15 minutes late for a meeting with the queen during a recent working visit to the UK – insisting he was on time and that it was she who had kept him waiting

the photographic evidence, however, belies Trump’s claim as to who was left waiting for whom – and as a bonus, madhatters has managed to procure the service of a lip-reader who was able to add some detail to the photos


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July 28, 2018

Trump too twisted to sell liquor

by allthoughtswork

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“Five local religious leaders and two retired judges are challenging President Donald Trump’s liquor license for his Trump International Hotel in the District of Columbia, arguing that he doesn’t have the “good character” required by law for the license.”

I’ll drink to that.

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