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September 19, 2018

David Attenborough never covered this

by allthoughtswork

What animal documentaries are not showing us

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September 17, 2018

Hey, Bald Butt….

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September 16, 2018

We’ve all been here

by NobblySan

Food place discovered by No1 son whilst in Kuala Lumpur

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September 15, 2018

Things we lost in the fire

by allthoughtswork

A year ago much of this burned away in a horrific forest fire. The water still flows but it flows past black skeletons and ash now. So thankful I got to see it before the end.

The culprit got community service.

September 13, 2018

The Dead Cow Lecture

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Purdue Veterinary School freshmen were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table and stared at the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”

The professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in cow’s anus, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the carcass and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

September 12, 2018

Red Light

by duncanr

a lone woman driver waits ages for a traffic light to turn from red to green . . .

September 1, 2018

When GPS says, “Fuck! Recalculating route…”

by allthoughtswork

September 1, 2018

Last call

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A racist walks into a bar and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

Confused, the racist leaves but he comes back again the following night. He announces, “I’m buying everyone in this bar a drink except that black guy in the corner!”

Everyone cheers once more and downs their free drinks. The black guy smiles even wider, holds up his thumb, and says, “Thanks, man.”

The racist is angry now and snaps at the bartender, “How come that black guy is so happy, I didn’t buy him anything.”

“Yes, you did,” says the bartender. “That’s the owner.”

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August 14, 2018

Can’t we all just get along?

by allthoughtswork

August 8, 2018

I want this. All of this.

by allthoughtswork