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October 8, 2016


by NobblySan

What a spoiled brat this bloke is.

He has been made a multi-millionaire and household name by virtue of his skill at one particular sport, and he can’t ┬átake time out to act like a responsible adult in order to fulfil his contractual obligations.

It’s my mobile phone and I’m taking it home! Boo Hoo!

Bollocks to you, Mr. Hamilton – I used┬áto think that you were bigger and better than this.

Obviously I was wrong.


October 8, 2016

Never mind his past – at some point . . .

by NobblySan

. . . this fucking egomaniac’s present must catch up with him.

Surely this is the time?

As much as I detest Trump, I also had to smile at some of the self-righteous comments from others in this article.

As for Ezra Klein’s bold statement, “This is not how men speak in locker rooms”, I call BULLSHIT in large letters; this is exactly how a lot of blokes talk in locker rooms, pubs, bars, and in private generally.

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October 6, 2016

Yeah . . . serious political party . . .

by NobblySan

. . . right . . . got it.

What a fucking shower.


October 1, 2016

Would I lie to you ? – Well, would I . . ?

by ratty


I’m sorry that I haven’t been in touch recently, but something quite extraordinary happened to me.
It was on a perfectly normal sunny afternoon and I was strolling along a little used road, making a visit to one of the outlying local shops to purchase some items for a mouth watering recipe I had mentally concocted the night before.
I was only vaguely aware of my surroundings, my mind being concentrated on the shopping list of Vinegar, Marshmallow, Heinz Baked Beans, Whiskas and a teaspoon of Baking Soda.
When . . .

September 25, 2016

Who says the Scots are miserable humourless bastards?

by NobblySan

Apart from the English, that is . . .

Here’s proof that they’re not.




September 25, 2016


by duncanr
September 24, 2016

Is it just me . . .

by NobblySan

Or does anybody else worry about the gullibility of the public?

There seems to be a compulsion on the part of yer average moron to record every facet of their everyday life and share it with the rest of the world.

To an aged cynic such as myself, this clamour to track our every movement only leaves us open to increased surveillance by a variety of agencies.

Personally, I have no desire to be minding my own business, only to find that some twat with more money than sense has filmed me covertly via a hidden camera buried in the frame of their fucking sunglasses, and has posted footage online.


September 21, 2016

Bloody terrorists

by NobblySan


This message popped up while I was reading the BBC news site earlier . . .


They should try looking at Manchester Airport.

I was there on Saturday night.

Fuck me! Terrorists everywhere! More people with suitcases than you could shake a stick at.

Bastards, the lot of ’em.

September 15, 2016

Come by, Shep!

by NobblySan

Too many puns . . .

Just too many puns . . .

This is prime material folks – come on, do your best.

August 30, 2016

Amazon reviews

by NobblySan

Well, in this case it should be Amazing rather than Amazon.

My mate just sent me this gem , asking if I’d written it.

I only wish I were that funny.. . as do most of you, I suspect.