Hold on to your seats, readers . . .
A great start to my favourite sporting tournament.
his blog – Nothing to do with Arbroath – was the first I, and many others, read each morning
sadly, towards the end of last year, he announced he had lung cancer; Jan 16, the doctors gave him just months to live; that proved to be hopelessly optimistic – this morning, I learned he passed away Jan 22
a famously private man, it is only now, after his death, that we have learned his full name – we’d known him for years simply as ‘Kev’
he will be sadly missed by many folk around the world
R.I.P. Kevin Norman Gray
BY ROBERT BURNS
TAMS MUCKLE TURD.
Intae the wids amongst the trees.
Tam bared his erse, his cheeks to ease.
Nae sinner hud his breeks gan doon.
Than shitty flees were swarming roon.
Scotland has been subjected to this authoritarian bastard’s bullying on more than one occasion, so when the chance was presented to give a little back – someone took it.
A bit of a joke?
Now look here chaps. This has nothing to do with me – whatever those halfarsed journalists at Buzzfeed may infer.
I have no desire to have to suddenly ask my neighbour to look after the cats and dogs, and then disappear.
Although, having read this article – I’d have to say that the last thing that Clare Hollingworth seemed to want was a bit of P.
What a thoroughly remarkable woman.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.