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January 16, 2017

Brilliance

by NobblySan

Scotland has been subjected to this authoritarian bastard’s bullying on more than one occasion, so when the chance was presented to give a little back – someone took it.

January 14, 2017

These boots were made for . . .

by NobblySan

Walking?

Marching?

Blitzkrieg?

A bit of a joke?

Recalling?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38614276

 

January 12, 2017

Don’t drag me into this!

by NobblySan

Now look here chaps.  This has nothing to do with me – whatever those halfarsed journalists at Buzzfeed may infer.

I have no desire to have to suddenly ask my neighbour to look after the cats and dogs, and then disappear.

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January 10, 2017

An altogether more notable RIP

by NobblySan

Although, having read this article – I’d have to say that the last thing that Clare Hollingworth seemed to want was a bit of P.

What a thoroughly remarkable woman.

 

 

January 9, 2017

SECURITY UPDATE

by ratty

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

January 7, 2017

Ritual humiliation

by NobblySan

It is normal practice over Christmas,  chez Nobbly,  for MrsN to humiliate the dogs by dressing them up in all manner of foolish and demeaning clothes, before taking photographs of them.

This serves several purposes:

January 6, 2017

Food for thought

by NobblySan

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January 6, 2017

Anyone . . .

by ratty

. . . noticed what’s missing from MH ?

RIP.

January 4, 2017

Oh, how we’ve all wanted to . . .

by NobblySan

I was dicking about on our long-abandoned ‘MadHatters Test Blog’ earlier, whilst trying to solve a problem of ratty’s making, and I unearthed this little gem.

It was wasted where it was, so I thought I’d give it a public airing.

. . . and the last time, ladies and gentlemen, that I said that, the magistrate gave me 36 hours community service and told me not to do it again or it would be a custodial sentence.

She also asked me out for a drink afterwards, but that’s another story.

January 2, 2017

New Year’s Resolutions

by ratty

Well, how did you get on ?

For my part, I gave up smoking.

I gave up smoking for 29 long, wife-shouting-at, cat-kicking, ripping-the-paper-off-the-wall, hours.

I thought 29 hours was quite enough, and I’m happy with my achievement.

However, I am in awe of a person with a steelier resolve.

I’ve always wondered what he would look like without all that fuzz . . .