Archive for ‘Uncategorized’

February 26, 2017

Shit Cam Captures Family Drama

by duncanr
February 12, 2017

The Team

by MH team


This is the column where, to the palpitating hearts of its female followers and the (understandably) green-eyed jealousy of its male readers, the four administrators responsible for this august organ cast aside their assumed persona and reveal their true identities.
At fastidiously observed, regular sporadic intervals, MH will feature one of its dedicated team along with a true likeness of their real self and a brief glimpse into their awe-inspiring lifestyle – this to be followed up with a more complete profile when they can be arsed.
After the enlightening foreword to Duncan’s story of his entry into the world, it’s now time to introduce you to another unbelievably amazing MH team member – NobblySan – a man who leads a lifestyle that is sure to be the envy of . . . well, I dare say. . . somebody, somewhere.

Hold on to your seats, readers . . .

February 4, 2017


by NobblySan

A great start to my favourite sporting tournament.



February 1, 2017

Kevin Norman Gray

by duncanr

white-lilythis morning I awoke to the news a fellow blogger had died

his blog – Nothing to do with Arbroath – was the first I, and many others, read each morning

sadly, towards the end of last year, he announced he had lung cancer; Jan 16, the doctors gave him just months to live; that proved to be hopelessly optimistic – this morning, I learned he passed away Jan 22

a famously private man, it is only now, after his death, that we have learned his full name – we’d known him for years simply as ‘Kev’

he will be sadly missed by many folk around the world

R.I.P. Kevin Norman Gray

January 21, 2017


by ratty



Intae the wids amongst the trees.
Tam bared his erse, his cheeks to ease.
Nae sinner hud his breeks gan doon.
Than shitty flees were swarming roon.


January 16, 2017


by NobblySan

Scotland has been subjected to this authoritarian bastard’s bullying on more than one occasion, so when the chance was presented to give a little back – someone took it.

January 14, 2017

These boots were made for . . .

by NobblySan




A bit of a joke?



January 12, 2017

Don’t drag me into this!

by NobblySan

Now look here chaps.  This has nothing to do with me – whatever those halfarsed journalists at Buzzfeed may infer.

I have no desire to have to suddenly ask my neighbour to look after the cats and dogs, and then disappear.


January 10, 2017

An altogether more notable RIP

by NobblySan

Although, having read this article – I’d have to say that the last thing that Clare Hollingworth seemed to want was a bit of P.

What a thoroughly remarkable woman.



January 9, 2017


by ratty

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.