Archive for ‘weird’

August 23, 2017

I’ll stick to the ocean, thanks

by allthoughtswork

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Unless they shove tiny corks up every single one of those kids’ urethras, I ain’t gettin’ in.

August 22, 2017

The Salmon Cannon

by allthoughtswork

John, seriously, “cat food for people”? You’ve obviously never had salmon mousse on butter crackers with a nice Chardonnay.

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August 19, 2017

Do I stutter?

by allthoughtswork

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August 17, 2017

Ain’t no African quadripoint

by allthoughtswork

It may appear Namibia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, and Botswana all come together in a point, but go to Google Earth and zoom in: Namibia and Zimbabwe don’t touch. 

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August 17, 2017

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

by allthoughtswork

Maybe not.

August 15, 2017

Vanilla Moose

by allthoughtswork

Because chocolate mousse is so last season.

August 14, 2017

Opening for Oregon Woman

by duncanr

if you’re a woman up for a bit of ‘sport’ in Oregon climaxing with simultaneous orgasms during the upcoming solar eclipse, this nutter, nazi, white supremacist, guy would like to hear from you – http://tinyurl.com/y79o5l76

[now who do we know in Oregon might be interested in a meeting of celestial bodies?] 😆

August 11, 2017

What are you, an animal?

by allthoughtswork

I don’t see a difference….

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August 8, 2017

Careful Who You Kiss

by duncanr

puberty sees a number of changes in the human body – for many girls born in the village of Salinas in the Dominican Republic, however, the changes are more life-changing than for those born elsewhere . . . http://tinyurl.com/y9ztbmjj

August 1, 2017

The perfect ringtone to piss off your dog

by allthoughtswork

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