Archive for ‘weird’

June 22, 2017

Tinder in a pneumatic tube

by allthoughtswork

Flirting in the Resi, 1930—peep the pneumatic tubes!

People used to flirt across 1920s and -30s Berlin nightclubs by sending little notes through pneumatic tubes to numbered tables. How did they send a dick pic, by wrapping a cocktail weenie in a bar napkin?

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June 22, 2017

Scissors sold separately

by allthoughtswork

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June 20, 2017

For rectal use ONLY

by allthoughtswork

These little blue stickers are available on Amazon. Go, spread joy.

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June 19, 2017

Oh, sure, but when I wear crotchless pants to the park everyone calls the cops

by allthoughtswork

If that’s horsehair tweed, the universe will implode in 3…2…1…

 

June 18, 2017

Pass the eye bleach, please

by allthoughtswork

SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick the starfish turned human in one artist’s head. Now, you can’t get them out of yours.

May 10, 2017

Funny Folk – Finns

by duncanr

girls having fun in Finland – [make up your own jokes]

April 26, 2017

My Wife Refuses to Enter the Room . . .

by duncanr

it’s only Wednesday but already we have a strong contender for Quote of the Week . . .

The model is so realistic, especially in motion, that my wife refuses to enter the room when it is set-up she feels very uncomfortable around it.

hhmmm, I think ‘uncomfortable‘ may be a bit of an understatement here given this device implies her own performance in this regard is not satisfactory . . .

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April 25, 2017

Cheap Fix

by duncanr

got a dent in your car?

don’t want to pay a fortune to have it repaired?

buy yourself a dildo . . .

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April 22, 2017

How to Start a Fire with . . .

by duncanr

a battery and a chewing gum wrapper

April 8, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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