Archive for ‘writing’

August 17, 2019

Have you any wool?

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Have you any wool?

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PS: The young ‘uns won’t get this one.

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August 11, 2019

What does your name mean?

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Duncan is apparently a dark-skinned warrior and I am graceful. Whoever manages this site has obviously never peeked under Duncan’s kilt or let me loose on a bowl of soup.

August 8, 2019

Even a parrot can spell tie-dye

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God inventing the parrot..

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July 30, 2019

Every presidential communiqué since January 20, 2017

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This word was rejected from The Oxford English Dictionary.

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July 29, 2019

Secret’s in the sauce

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Two-Sentence-Horror-Stories

July 23, 2019

True story

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Two-Sentence-Horror-Stories

July 22, 2019

I’ve got a waiting list

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Two-Sentence-Horror-Stories

 

July 18, 2019

…separated by a common language.

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July 17, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #26

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Dorothy Parker was on her honeymoon when Harold Ross, an editor for the New Yorker, asked her why she was late with a book review.

She replied: “I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.”

 

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July 11, 2019

I’m a quarter Welsh

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A Very Entertaining Artist Creates A Guide To Show The Languages And Customs Of Different Countries

Unfortunately, and ironically, it came with a boring-as-dirt last name. Not fair.

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