Archive for ‘writing’

May 30, 2020

This showed up in my notifications today

by allthoughtswork
10 Year Anniversary Achievement
Happy Anniversary with WordPress.com!
You registered on WordPress.com 10 years ago.
Thanks for flying with us. Keep up the good blogging.
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Holy shit, ten years? What the hell have I been doing with my life?
Mind you, the above anniversary is of my five All Thoughts Work Outdoors™ blogs, all of which have been neglected, not The Mad Hatters blog, which the other blogs have been neglected for. I’ve only been hanging out with this riffraff…er…collaborating with the gentlemen Mad Hatters since April of 2017.
Which probably explains my marked neurological decline. In my literary heyday, I was Freshly Pressed twice in one month, for 13 Hiking Tips for the Lower Oneonta Falls Virgin and then Tilting at Stonehenge, Worshiping at Windmills. Now I get likes for posting memes about a virus.
I may start actually writing again if I can figure out why my new, tagged posts mysteriously stopped appearing in WordPress’s Humor thread years ago…who do you have to screw around here?
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May 14, 2020

“Eric speaks near fluent Donald.”

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Yup, Eric Trump (you remember him, he’s the younger of the Menendez brothers that Orange Julius Caesar used to trot out as a distraction during the Great Hiring and Firing Wars) has shown the world he definitely isn’t adopted:

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Poor fella. Somebody help him out, will ya?

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May 14, 2020

And learn Portuguese

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Daily Cartoon Wednesday April 29th

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November 27, 2019

One-Liner Wednesday — #45

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“When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”

— George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

 

List of fired White House staff

November 14, 2019

Not the classics I remember

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October 31, 2019

Why Homo sapiens Trumpus died out

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October 4, 2019

The first rule of Mensa is you do NOT talk about Mensa

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Because if you do, the odds are pretty high you’re just angling for narcissistic points, which will get you punched. But a smart person would know that.

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October 2, 2019

Just so we’re clear

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Gnus:

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Fake Gnus:

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September 9, 2019

Petrichor

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pet·ri·chor

/ˈpeˌtrīkôr/
noun
1. a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.
2. the single most exciting aroma a desperate Portlander can inhale after two months of chapped ass and scorched earth.
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September 3, 2019

Along with the DSM-5

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Post-Apocalyptical Fiction

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