Archive for ‘writing’

October 4, 2019

The first rule of Mensa is you do NOT talk about Mensa

by allthoughtswork

Because if you do, the odds are pretty high you’re just angling for narcissistic points, which will get you punched. But a smart person would know that.

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October 2, 2019

Just so we’re clear

by allthoughtswork

Gnus:

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Fake Gnus:

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September 9, 2019

Petrichor

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pet·ri·chor

/ˈpeˌtrīkôr/
noun
1. a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.
2. the single most exciting aroma a desperate Portlander can inhale after two months of chapped ass and scorched earth.
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September 3, 2019

Along with the DSM-5

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Post-Apocalyptical Fiction

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August 31, 2019

There’s a story in there somewhere

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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio

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August 17, 2019

Have you any wool?

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Have you any wool?

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PS: The young ‘uns won’t get this one.

August 11, 2019

What does your name mean?

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Duncan is apparently a dark-skinned warrior and I am graceful. Whoever manages this site has obviously never peeked under Duncan’s kilt or let me loose on a bowl of soup.

August 8, 2019

Even a parrot can spell tie-dye

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God inventing the parrot..

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July 30, 2019

Every presidential communiqué since January 20, 2017

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This word was rejected from The Oxford English Dictionary.

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July 29, 2019

Secret’s in the sauce

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