September 27, 2020

Home Testing for Covid-19

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September 25, 2020

The return of Madame Pizdov

by NobblySan

Following redundancies on the staff at The Wright-Upham Evening Gazette, we are pleased to announce that the legendary, world-renowned, and often intoxicated astrologer Madame Pizdov has agreed to join us on a temporary basis.

The secret is in how you handle the balls, see.

She has studied her star charts, read the tea leaves and shaken a bag of bones (sorry, ratty, I hope you weren’t too battered and bruised ) in order to provide her predictions for this month’s horrorscope.

Laydees an’ Gennelmen, I give you, the one, the only . . . Madame Pizdov.

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September 25, 2020

STOP PRESS . . !

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September 23, 2020

Doctoring the figures

by sticky

In these times of global pandemics and fake news, we have been left wondering just what to believe. Most of the public, it seems, have been coralled into a position of fear and subsequent obedience to what seem, to some, to be over-the-top restrictions on our way of life; resulting in massive damage to societies and to the wordwide economy.

Now, a British GP (doctor) has revealed the ‘mistake’ that led to unnecessary lockdowns, international panic and the wrecking of economies.

Yes, just like NASA’s Mars Climate Orbiter, which crashed into the Red Planet due to somebody ‘getting the numbers wrong’, Dr Malcolm Kendrick claims that the same thing happened with Covid-19 back in March.

His analysis raises several questions in my mind. You can think what you like.

You might be interested in checking out his blog, also, which is linked to in the above article.

September 23, 2020

Health advice for MH readers

by ratty

September 20, 2020

Wheeres th’owd bugger been?

by NobblySan

To one and all – apologies for my absence from this ‘ere place over the past few weeks.

There’s nowt serious up with me, so you can cancel plans for the wake and for the traditional squabbling over the inheritance.

My absence is purely down to a nasty bout of New Variant CBA, compounded by an underlying condition of being a miserable old bastard.

The CBA can be treated by a liberal daily dose of Fukkem Powders [TM], but alas, I am reliably informed by various members of the medical profession, together with my wife, that the other condition is untreatable.

Once the Fukkem Powders (available from all good pharmacies and Honest Ahmad’s corner shop) have kicked in good and proper I will be back to my fighting best. Until then, you continue to enjoy yourselves and make the most of my absence.

Cheers!

September 18, 2020

Something for the Week Henned

by ratty
September 11, 2020

Stonesing for the weekend

by sticky
September 10, 2020

NUDITY

by ratty

WARNING

ADULT

CONTENT

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September 4, 2020

Something hot for the cool weekend

by sticky
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