June 3, 2020

Campgrounds are opening again

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RV Hookups

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June 3, 2020

Your sweet little Meemaw and Pawpaw are assholes

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Best Grumpy Old Man Senior Adult 70s Wheelchair Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free Images ...

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“I work in a nursing home. Your sweet little Meemaw and Pawpaw are assholes. I worked at Walmart before my nursing home and I had way fewer problems with rude, entitled, and plain malicious people than I do now in nursing. Almost all of the men sexually harass the female staff too. Including, but not limited to, sexually explicit comments and requests, grabbing, groping, flashing, masturbating, etc etc. This is, surprisingly, much more common amongst completely cognizant residents than it is amongst those with dementia. Its an extremely difficult job and no one gets paid enough, especially not the aid because we’re the ones exclusively dealing with almost all of the stuff mentioned above.”

–Anonymous

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June 3, 2020

Free masons

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Free masons

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June 3, 2020

How to start a war between your kids

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How to start a war between your kids

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June 3, 2020

Ain’t it the truth

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A coal truck I was behind today

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June 3, 2020

Bill Gates was wrong ten years ago and he’s still wrong today

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10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing

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June 3, 2020

Daily Comedy: “Answering machines and old people, that’s not a good combination, I find.”

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Most Americans will get quite a linguistic workout trying to understand the Lancashire accent, but I find its diction economical and the lexicon hilarious. (See:  The Full Monty)

June 2, 2020

Daily Comedy: “LA is the only place I’ve ever used the expression ‘Um, you know you’re bleeding, right?'”

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June 2, 2020

How to make a burger online

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I made a burger

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Somebody needs to write the song “Special Sauce,” ASAP.

June 2, 2020

Nobbly, they spelled your name wrong

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This is my late uncle’s business card he would give out

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