April 3, 2020

When you’re quarantined with your teen and they leave their phone out….

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Daughter left her phone out. Had fun with text replacement

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April 3, 2020

Want to hear something happy for a change?

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Damnit, sweet stuff like this makes me dip into my tissue supply. (sniff!)

April 2, 2020

Daily Comedy: Siri is a cyberbully

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April 2, 2020

The lazy hoarder’s guide to quarantine

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10 Spooky Pranks To Play On People During Halloween

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A black pen and a little creativity and that toilet paper stash is all yours.

April 2, 2020

Making a good impression

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April 1, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 4

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You better sit down for this one.

We aren’t allowed to leave our homes except for the essentials, right? Well, due to unpredictable shortages in the supply chain, a lot of major grocery stores are no longer answering questions over the phone about stock availability.

So, now you’ve got to drive there to find out if it was worth the risk to drive there.

Bite me, Fred Meyer.

April 1, 2020

Pornhub just made its premium content free to “encourage social distancing”

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So much for rationing paper products.

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April 1, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #51

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“One thing that bugs me about religion, you never see a church with free Wi-Fi. Why is that? That bothers me. Restaurants, coffee shops, dive bars even have free Wi-Fi, never a church. I think I figured out why. I think it’s ‘cuz no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.”

— Mark Normand

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April 1, 2020

Daily Comedy: This what made my monkey legendary

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A true story with real celebrity rock stars and a punch line that you won’t see comin’.

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March 31, 2020

Logic in the Time of Coronavirus, Part 3

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Two weeks ago, during what I can only surmise was a small stroke, I purchased a bottle of Hershey’s Sugar Free Syrup. I don’t know what happened; I guess I figured if I was going to ride out the apocalypse and stay keto, I might as well do it with something fun in my morning coffee.

Whatever was in the bottle crawled out slowly like toothpaste and tasted…well…like toothpaste. It did not tick any of my “fun” boxes. In fact, it highlighted quite a few of my “contagion” ones. I went back to the store a few hours later. Continue reading