September 23, 2020

Health advice for MH readers

by ratty

September 20, 2020

Wheeres th’owd bugger been?

by NobblySan

To one and all – apologies for my absence from this ‘ere place over the past few weeks.

There’s nowt serious up with me, so you can cancel plans for the wake and for the traditional squabbling over the inheritance.

My absence is purely down to a nasty bout of New Variant CBA, compounded by an underlying condition of being a miserable old bastard.

The CBA can be treated by a liberal daily dose of Fukkem Powders [TM], but alas, I am reliably informed by various members of the medical profession, together with my wife, that the other condition is untreatable.

Once the Fukkem Powders (available from all good pharmacies and Honest Ahmad’s corner shop) have kicked in good and proper I will be back to my fighting best. Until then, you continue to enjoy yourselves and make the most of my absence.

Cheers!

September 18, 2020

Something for the Week Henned

by ratty
September 11, 2020

Stonesing for the weekend

by sticky
September 10, 2020

NUDITY

by ratty

WARNING

ADULT

CONTENT

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September 4, 2020

Something hot for the cool weekend

by sticky
August 31, 2020

Amazing !

by ratty

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August 29, 2020

A bit of Heducation . . .

by ratty

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb.’

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August 28, 2020

Something for the Weakened

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August 26, 2020

Get It Off Your Chest

by ratty

This column has been set up for our MH readers and ourselves, to list the things that make our blood boil, be it a detested song/singer, critical in-laws, out-of-touch and aloof politicians, a snidey co-worker, pen-pushing officialdom, snobbery, bullying, queue-jumping, even to opening a packet of newly purchased biscuits to reveal a broken, crumbly mess.

The things that make us blow a fuse

I’ll start the ball rolling with just a fraction of the things that really make me want to rip off the wallpaper . . .

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