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June 16, 2015
Free Socks for a Year
February 9, 2015
Proud to be Scottish
a cyclist’s helmet-cam captures a motorist driving along Queen’s Road, Aberdeen, during rush hour with earphones in both ears, using his mobile phone, and working on his laptop – http://tinyurl.com/nuq776j
who says men can’t multi-task, eh !
November 13, 2014
The Retired Futtret Trainer
some of you may struggle to understand all that’s being said here, but ratty will hae nae bother syne he spends a lot o’ time in Aiberdeen and nae doot understaunds the doric gey weel
p.s. a retired futtret trainer is someone who used to train ferrets
August 14, 2014
Photoshop Fail – Bite becomes Shite
I like to include a suitable pic to accompany posts I put up in madhatters
Increasingly, if I can’t find what I want using a google search, I’ll cobble one together myself using a photo-editing piece of software
The process involves loading 2 or more pics into the software – each as a separate ‘layer’ stacked one on top of the other – editing each photo to remove everything except what I want to keep, then merging all the layers to obtain the final composite picture I have in mind
The order in which these layers are merged (which layer is on top, and which is underneath) is important – as Aberdeen city council has discovered to its cost
February 7, 2014
Peep Peeps Bar
A business without customers is not going to survive very long.
Happy satisfied customers will place repeat order and promote your business to their friends
Following the advice in the pic to the left will go a long way to guaranteeing a happy customer
Of course, there’s an exception to every rule
Watch the following video about . . .
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October 1, 2012
Firefighters Rescue Man from Bin
The Aberdeen Press & Journal published this pic of a man with his head stuck in a waste bin in Castle Street last night.
Passersby called out the Emergency Services to free him (http://tinyurl.com/8hyk46d)
[Hhmm, ratty is holidaying in Aberdeen right now. Anyone heard from him recently?]
December 1, 2011
A Shock to the System
Hhmm, when I did my first aid training, we spent hours learning how to apply mouth-to-mouth and other resuscitation techniques in order to revive someone who had stopped breathing.
No-one ever mentioned ramming an ice-cube up their arse !
Yet that is what friends did when a guy passed out and stopped breathing – after an apparent heroin overdose
And it did the trick !!!
Source – http://tinyurl.com/brs5mjx
April 7, 2011
Naked Woman Admonished
A woman who walked into an Aberdeen shop naked, apart from one sock, was drunk at the time and did so as part of a dare
Source – http://tinyurl.com/4xkgf29
The Sheriff Court heard that she caused ‘fear and alarm’ amongst those who witnessesd the event – [oddly enough, naked women have that effect on me, too] 😳
March 16, 2010
WTF?
Get back! I have a willy, and I'm not scared to use it.
See what you think
November 1, 2009
Mutton dressed as lamb
What I love best about this story is that so far no-one has come up with explanantions for:-
a) Why sheep
b) Why roast sheep
I can understand the beer marinade bit.
