Posts tagged ‘alcohol’

February 17, 2018

Age-old question

by allthoughtswork

Which would you choose?


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January 23, 2018

Now, with fresh vomit aromatherapy!

by allthoughtswork


December 15, 2017

Red, white, or bucket?

by allthoughtswork

Apparently, wine glasses have swollen over the generations to 7 times the size they were in the 1700s. Along with our noses. Salut!

Image result for red nose drunk

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November 7, 2017

Praise the (hic!) Lord

by duncanr

Gabola Church of International Ministries is a new south african church founded 2 months ago

although it has not been going long, it has already over 500 worshippers

by way of contrast, the long established Church of England has over the years seen a steady decline in support to a record low of just 1.4% of the population attending its weekly Sunday service ( )

so what’s pulling the punters in to the Gabola church, and is there a lesson here for the church of england to follow?

the answer is . . .

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August 12, 2017

Irish Bangers a Hit

by duncanr

had a few too many sausages!

an irish butcher has startled selling some unusual sausages –

December 4, 2016

Xmas Drink Problem

by duncanr

drunk-dogs-round-treedoctors warn of the danger of excessive alcohol intake – a problem that is particularly acute at this festive time of year –

July 7, 2016

The First Time

by duncanr

drunk manreading an article about fathers and sons, reminded me of the first time I took my son to the pub

I got him a KingFisher. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it.

Then I got him a Foster, he didn’t like that either . . . so I drank it.

I thought he might like Heineken. He didn’t . . . so I drank it.

I tried him with whisky. He didn’t like that . . . so I drank it

I bought him a Vodka. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it

By the time I realized he just didn’t like alcohol, I was so bloody drunk I could hardly . . .

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July 12, 2015

Something in the Air

by duncanr

honest, offisher - not a drop (hic) hasht pashted my lips -(hic)

honest, offisher – not a drop (hic) hash pashted my lips -(hic)

Hhmmm, a new venture in London promises to bring a new meaning to the phrase ‘Scotch Mist’ –

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December 6, 2014

New Shrine in Perry Barr

by duncanr

godman and booze220regular readers will know I’m an atheist

or should I say was an atheist

yes, that’s right – I realise now I was a bit hasty rejecting the idea of a supreme being

seems there’s some benefits to believing in a God

fortunately, it’s not too late to turn my life around

so saying, I’ve decided to follow the . . .

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August 20, 2014

I’ll Have Some of That

by duncanr

viagra boozea chinese man has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a stiff drink’

surprisingly, some folk aren’t happy about it