Posts tagged ‘alcohol’

August 12, 2017

Irish Bangers a Hit

by duncanr

had a few too many sausages!

an irish butcher has startled selling some unusual sausages –

December 4, 2016

Xmas Drink Problem

by duncanr

drunk-dogs-round-treedoctors warn of the danger of excessive alcohol intake – a problem that is particularly acute at this festive time of year –

July 7, 2016

The First Time

by duncanr

drunk manreading an article about fathers and sons, reminded me of the first time I took my son to the pub

I got him a KingFisher. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it.

Then I got him a Foster, he didn’t like that either . . . so I drank it.

I thought he might like Heineken. He didn’t . . . so I drank it.

I tried him with whisky. He didn’t like that . . . so I drank it

I bought him a Vodka. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it

By the time I realized he just didn’t like alcohol, I was so bloody drunk I could hardly . . .

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July 12, 2015

Something in the Air

by duncanr

honest, offisher - not a drop (hic) hasht pashted my lips -(hic)

honest, offisher – not a drop (hic) hash pashted my lips -(hic)

Hhmmm, a new venture in London promises to bring a new meaning to the phrase ‘Scotch Mist’ –

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December 6, 2014

New Shrine in Perry Barr

by duncanr

godman and booze220regular readers will know I’m an atheist

or should I say was an atheist

yes, that’s right – I realise now I was a bit hasty rejecting the idea of a supreme being

seems there’s some benefits to believing in a God

fortunately, it’s not too late to turn my life around

so saying, I’ve decided to follow the . . .

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August 20, 2014

I’ll Have Some of That

by duncanr

viagra boozea chinese man has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a stiff drink’

surprisingly, some folk aren’t happy about it

May 14, 2014

Bottoms Up

by duncanr

drunk brit1The World Health Organisation has released information on the per capita alcohol consumption of 194 countries

Thanks to the bubbly enthusiasm of these chaps, leading . . .

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January 3, 2014

Man gets Head Stuck in Small Space

by duncanr

I suspect there may have been some alcohol involved here 😆

via Arbroath

December 11, 2013

Cheers !

by duncanr

 Great news, guys

Folk that drink alcohol regularly live longer than those who don’t –

Now if you’ll excuse me  – I’m just about to open this celebratory bottle of wine and add a few weeks to my life 😆

What am I celebrating, I hear you ask ?

Just before 7am this morning . . .

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September 22, 2013

Tesco Teaching Aids

by duncanr

grammar teacherA few weeks ago, schools in the UK re-opened after the long summer holiday

Tesco, like many other stores, sought to capitalise on this by running a special promotion featuring all the things parents might need to buy their offspring for the new term, e.g., white shirts and blouses, dark trousers and skirts, shoes, stationery, rulers, protractors, etc

They recognised, also, it would appear, that teachers, too, might need things to help see them through a new term . . .