Posts tagged ‘alcohol’

November 7, 2017

Praise the (hic!) Lord

by duncanr

Gabola Church of International Ministries is a new south african church founded 2 months ago

although it has not been going long, it has already over 500 worshippers

by way of contrast, the long established Church of England has over the years seen a steady decline in support to a record low of just 1.4% of the population attending its weekly Sunday service ( http://tinyurl.com/juc25cl )

so what’s pulling the punters in to the Gabola church, and is there a lesson here for the church of england to follow?

the answer is . . .

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August 12, 2017

Irish Bangers a Hit

by duncanr

had a few too many sausages!

an irish butcher has startled selling some unusual sausages – http://tinyurl.com/y7upglm6

December 4, 2016

Xmas Drink Problem

by duncanr

drunk-dogs-round-treedoctors warn of the danger of excessive alcohol intake – a problem that is particularly acute at this festive time of year – http://tinyurl.com/zdx982l

July 7, 2016

The First Time

by duncanr

drunk manreading an article about fathers and sons, reminded me of the first time I took my son to the pub

I got him a KingFisher. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it.

Then I got him a Foster, he didn’t like that either . . . so I drank it.

I thought he might like Heineken. He didn’t . . . so I drank it.

I tried him with whisky. He didn’t like that . . . so I drank it

I bought him a Vodka. He didn’t like it . . . so I drank it

By the time I realized he just didn’t like alcohol, I was so bloody drunk I could hardly . . .

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July 12, 2015

Something in the Air

by duncanr

honest, offisher - not a drop (hic) hasht pashted my lips -(hic)

honest, offisher – not a drop (hic) hash pashted my lips -(hic)

Hhmmm, a new venture in London promises to bring a new meaning to the phrase ‘Scotch Mist’ – http://tinyurl.com/orn2948

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December 6, 2014

New Shrine in Perry Barr

by duncanr

godman and booze220regular readers will know I’m an atheist

or should I say was an atheist

yes, that’s right – I realise now I was a bit hasty rejecting the idea of a supreme being

seems there’s some benefits to believing in a God

fortunately, it’s not too late to turn my life around

so saying, I’ve decided to follow the . . .

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August 20, 2014

I’ll Have Some of That

by duncanr

viagra boozea chinese man has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a stiff drink’

surprisingly, some folk aren’t happy about it

http://tinyurl.com/m76qzwr

May 14, 2014

Bottoms Up

by duncanr

drunk brit1The World Health Organisation has released information on the per capita alcohol consumption of 194 countries

Thanks to the bubbly enthusiasm of these chaps, leading . . .

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January 3, 2014

Man gets Head Stuck in Small Space

by duncanr

I suspect there may have been some alcohol involved here 😆

via Arbroath

December 11, 2013

Cheers !

by duncanr

 Great news, guys

Folk that drink alcohol regularly live longer than those who don’t – http://tinyurl.com/npfoc4d

Now if you’ll excuse me  – I’m just about to open this celebratory bottle of wine and add a few weeks to my life 😆

What am I celebrating, I hear you ask ?

Just before 7am this morning . . .

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