Posts tagged ‘allergy’

March 12, 2019

Sex Warning

by duncanr

a word of advice to all madhatter readers – if you’re feeling a bit frisky but are allergic to penicillin, practice safe sex – check your partner isn’t taking anti-biotics –

July 27, 2018

Meanwhile, in Hell….

by allthoughtswork


Well, I’m as close to hell as you can get without filling out a change of address card.

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November 5, 2009

Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity

by duncanr

Wot’s that you say?

It’s quite a rare condition. Basically it means a woman is allergic to sperm. Which is a bit of a bummer really. Kinda takes the pleasure out of sex (for the woman anyway)

sperm200An American couple found out she was allergic to his sperm on their honeymoon (they’d used condoms before getting wed)

“I knew something was not right because I was in a lot of pain”, said Julie Boyde.

The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning. It was really scary

Sometimes the pain would last for weeks after she and husband Mike had sex.

In essence, Julie’s body regards Mike’s sperm as an intruder and mobilises it’s defences to attack and kill it.

If they want to have children, therefore, they will have to adopt.

Source . . .

[Jeez, how could something so simple, be so complicated ?]