Posts tagged ‘anus’

December 13, 2018

Edible Anus

by duncanr

looking to surprise your friends or loved ones with a novel xmas pressie this year?

how about a chocolate mould of your anus?

if you’re interested – visit the ‘edible anus’ website https://edibleanus.com/

or if you’re just curious about the process . . .

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February 1, 2015

How to Revive a Drowning Woman

by duncanr

popeyethen, giving him his Pipe, bid him to put the End into her Anus, and blow the Smoke up with all his Mighthttp://tinyurl.com/k8w69ay

thank gawd for advances in medical science !!!

July 24, 2014

Jesus : Biggest Arsehole in Brazil ?

by duncanr

ouchGreater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life to stick

two mobile phones
two batteries,
pliers
two drill bits
eight pieces of hacksaw blade
five nails
and three sim cards

up one’s arse for one’s friends.

http://tinyurl.com/oyge5gu

December 16, 2013

Wong Direction

by duncanr

lost-man-holding-sign-labyrinth-maze-26510190Women are often critical of men for not stopping and asking for directions when lost

There is a reason men do this

We know that asking for, or giving, directions is often fraught with danger – as this man can attest

http://tinyurl.com/pbwmlpc

P.S. – O.K., does everyone believe this account of how the glass ended  up where it did?

Or are there any suspicious buggers who think this is a cock and bull story invented by Mr Lui to save having to explain how a shot glass really came to be in his anus ?

February 11, 2013

Ringtone Betrays Phone Concealed in Anus

by duncanr

ringing cell phoneA 58 yr old prisoner in Shri Lanka has been caught trying to smuggle a cell-phone into prison.

Warders were alerted to the fact he had a phone about his person when they heard a ring tone coming from his arse

A subsequent x-ray showed a cell phone, a charger, and a headset concealed up his bum – http://tinyurl.com/adwvw32

P.S. No report as to what the ringtone was

Anyone suggest a suitable ringtone for the occasion ? 😆

June 20, 2012

Sex Toy Confused for Mushroom

by duncanr

A Chinese TV station has become a laughing stock after reporting villagers had dug up a mysterious ‘mushroom’ with ‘lips’ and a hole at one end, and a smaller hole at the other – which eagle-eyed (more worldly wise) viewers readily identified as a sex toy, featuring artificial vagina and anus.

The TV Producers later issued . . .

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May 24, 2012

Kellogg Corn Dr Flakey

by duncanr

There are some things once seen are never forgotten no matter how much you try to forget.

I’ll never be able to look at a bowl of cornflakes again without thinking of . . .

masturbation
burning clitorises
foreskin sewn with silver wire
anus filled with yoghurt

Read more here – http://tinyurl.com/csh2pmc

April 18, 2012

Ouch !

by duncanr

Now this is definitely something you should NOT try at home

It certainly gives a whole new meaning to the drinker’s toast –

“Bottoms Up”

http://tinyurl.com/78659sr

December 1, 2011

A Shock to the System

by duncanr

Hhmm, when I did my first aid training, we spent hours learning how to apply mouth-to-mouth and other resuscitation techniques in order to revive someone who had stopped breathing.

No-one ever mentioned ramming an ice-cube up their arse !

Yet that is what friends did when a guy passed out and stopped breathing – after an apparent heroin overdose

And it did the trick !!!

Source – http://tinyurl.com/brs5mjx

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November 8, 2011

Armageddon

by duncanr

It started with a gerbil shoved up his arse – then went from bad to worse !

Click link to listen to audio recording explaining what happened next

http://tinyurl.com/csvy3rq

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