Posts tagged ‘APP’

April 17, 2018

Bed Beats

by duncanr

I tried this app but it must have some bugs. Mine just kept repeating the Chicken Dance’

the above comment made me chuckle

[he should be grateful it wasn’t stuck onyakety sax‘]

what App is this guy talking about?

this one –

September 29, 2016

Thoughts & Prayers App

by duncanr


July 30, 2015

Google Translate App

by duncanr

this looks pretty cool!

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January 27, 2014

Japanese Tits

by duncanr

Some Japanese guys, thinking with their dicks instead of their brains, have come up with a bra they claim can’t be undone unless the woman wearing it is in love.

There is so much that is farcical about this new ‘wonder bra’

For a start, the assumption that increased heart rate can . . .

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April 25, 2013

Fake Shower App Disguises Toilet Noises

by duncanr

Brazilian non-governmental organization Akatu has released an app to prevent folk hearing you having a pee or a shit in the toilet. Instead of turning the shower or a tap on to disguise the noise of you farting or grunting and groaning, the ‘Fake Shower” app does exactly what it says – makes a noise that sounds like a tap or a shower running to drown out the noise of your bodily functions, thereby sparing your blushes while simultaneously saving water too

February 3, 2013

S.O.S. Condoms

by duncanr

Durex has released an app to rush condoms to couples in need

The app is only available from the iStore (android users presumably are never caught short?)

If iPhone users need to use this app to have a condom delivered in a hurry, however, they better hope that Durex is not using Apple Maps to locate them, otherwise they may need to extend the amount of time spent in foreplay

May 12, 2011

Want Bigger Boobs ?

by duncanr

An App that allows women to upload a picture of their boobs then digitally increase their size to get an idea of how they might look if they had an op to increase their bust ?

Anyone think there will be a queue of men uploading pics of their partner (or that girl in the office they fancy) to this App ? :LOL:

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