Posts tagged ‘arrested’

November 8, 2016

Jack Russells Arrested

by duncanr

police in Dublin have arrested two terriers . . . ‘after they chased a man on a bike around Finglas


[where they got the bike from is not explained]

full story here –

December 15, 2015

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by duncanr

santa in trouble

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August 24, 2015

Police tell Piper to Pipe Down

by duncanr

piperpolice in Fort Bend, Texas attended a school following complaints from music critics about a man playing bagpipes from the roof of the building at 8 o’clock in the morning

gunshots were also reported

[in an unusual occurrence, the bullets were not aimed at the piper]

to the relief of the unwilling listeners, the piper – and a companion – were arrested and the drone of the pipes replaced by the Sound of Silence –

May 30, 2015

Indian Police Arrest Pigeon

by duncanr

spy pigeona pigeon has been arrested in India on suspicion of spying for Pakistan after it was found to have a note written in Urdu and with a Pakistan telephone number attached to its leg

an x-ray of the bird found nothing incriminating but police are . . .

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January 29, 2015

Escape from Auschwitz

by duncanr

prisoner2120it is said that ‘history repeats itself

that was certainly true the other day when police arrested some Jews trying to escape from Auschwitz concentration camp

fortunately, it was all a misunderstanding and after interrogationquestioning, the jews were released –

December 24, 2014

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by duncanr

santa arrested

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November 29, 2014

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by duncanr


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February 9, 2014

Santa Jailed for 20 yrs over Child Porn Offences

by duncanr

The news that Santa has been arrested and jailed on child porn charges may come as a shock to many folk but I’ve always had my suspicions about a grown man who invites children to sit on his knee and sneaks into their bedrooms late at night !

He told the cops his name was William F. Brock Sr but I know Santa when I see him and that fake name isn’t fooling me so don’t be expecting any pressies from Santa next Christmas, kiddies


Full horrid story here –

January 23, 2014

Perhaps there’s a God after all ?

by duncanr

Just Imbiber has been arrested for drag racing while under the influence of alcohol and drugs – Hee, hee 😆


Full story here, if you can be arsed to read it –

December 5, 2013

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by duncanr


Pic source – B&P

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